Hudson quotes

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by mellon002, May 20, 2003.

  1. mellon002

    mellon002 Member

    Jan 24, 2003
    Towson, MD
    http://www.geocities.com/mellon002/

    So I've finally gotten around to getting my fan page up again. Geocities was acting wacky and with finals it has been tough to put the time into the page. But it has now returned. The news section was too bothersome so I scrapped it. Someone suggested a Ray Hudson quotes page so I decided to do that instead.

    This is where I need your help. Any Ray Hudson quotes (and links for the quotes if possible) are appreciated.

    I already have the Freddy Adu quote "A blind man galloping on a horse can see his talent." and a few others. Thanks.
     
  2. listentobobmarley

    Jan 5, 2001
    Don't mind this post
     
  3. babytiger2001

    babytiger2001 New Member

    Dec 29, 2000
    Melbourne
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'll look through my archives and post as many as possible here, my free time permitting.

    Thanks to my past work as an MLS correspondent, I have so many Hudson quotes and words of wisdom backlogged, that it's not even funny.

    But this thread should be. :D

    I'll get the ball rolling with the quote that started Ray's MLS coaching odyessy, when his Miami Fusion side defeated DC United 2-1 in extra time, in May of 2000, IIRC...

    "I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock!"

    I'll do some research this week and find as many more as I can.

    Your new & improved site looks great, by the way.
     
  4. mellon002

    mellon002 Member

    Jan 24, 2003
    Towson, MD
    thanks babytiger.
     
  5. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    You have to find the quotes about United having Anna Nicole Smith sized talent, and comparing trying to sign an international (Gazza I think) to Pavarotti in a Speedo, it cannae fit.
     
  6. Ann

    Ann Member

    Feb 17, 1999
    MA
    And you can't forget "I'd be kissing their bums in the shower". That's one of my favorites.
     
  7. babytiger2001

    babytiger2001 New Member

    Dec 29, 2000
    Melbourne
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No worries. :)

    A lot of my old copy from the 2000 and 2001 seasons (Ray's best "material", IMHO) is backed up on disks, which I'll endeavor to unearth in the next few days.

    The quotes from last season, I believe that's currently on my laptop's hard-drive. If not, that's on disk, too, and I can upload that easily.

    It's going to take some work to do, but I'll do my best. :)
     
  8. jeremys_dad

    jeremys_dad Member

    NYC Football Club
    Apr 29, 2007
    The Big Easy
    Club:
    Paris Saint Germain FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    "......more deceptive then Bernie Maddof....."
     
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  9. Cweedchop

    Cweedchop Member+

    Mar 6, 2000
    Ellicott City, Md
    Well, he came on with us at The Soccer Show quite a few times when he was coaching here.

    Here are a few oldies but goodies:

    When talking about United's predictable attack - "Let's face it boys, without penetration, it's just masturbation"

    Talking about the physical attributes of Chino Alegria - "He's like one of those blow-up dolls. Both feet pointing out away from his body"

    And my personal favorite when a member of the Hispanic press corps asked Ray about Eliseo Quintanilla after an impressive performance at RFK - "You can see it coming. He's starting to get hair on his balls"


    Oh God I miss Ray Hudson..
     
  10. Marco10

    Marco10 Member+

    Sep 9, 2002
    Too bad that geocities site is gone! Ray was the best. I think we should have a permanent sticky about him and his shenanigans. That would be epic.

    After drafting 17 year old Justin Mapp "I've got underwear older than him!"

    I would love to see a collection of his stuff somewhere.
     
  11. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    In the Honduras game he said the US defense looked like marbles on a block of granite - all over the place. (And he was right.)
     
  12. MagpieFan

    MagpieFan Member+

    Apr 25, 2004
    Back in DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hudson is nearly always right, its the way he's right that makes his remarks so memorable.
     
  13. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The issue I ad with Ray Hudson during the Honduras game was that he couldn't keep his mouth shut. There were several occasions where Phil Schoen was talking and Hudson outright interrupted him and started rambling on about something. Disgraceful.
     
  14. greatscott

    greatscott Member+

    Dec 21, 2002
    Richmond
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    what are disks?
     
  15. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Those are the things that you would back up your WordPerfect, Lotus 1-2-3 files, & porn.

    [​IMG]

    :D
     
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  16. Murr

    Murr Member+

    Apr 14, 2007
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    DC United
    Ray Hudson needs his own sound board app
     
  17. nobletea

    nobletea Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 29, 2004
    HarCo
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What porn were you able to fit on THAT? Hand-typed letters to Playboy?

    Or did you have the ultimate in storage solutions, DOUBLE DENSITY floppies?
     
  18. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I fail to see how drowning out Phil Schoen could ever be considered a bad thing :)

    I saw the game in a bar and could barely hear the commentators then deleted it from the DVR before I could watch it.
     
  19. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ha!

    I get what you're saying (Schoen wasn't great calling that game, either), but Hudson should definitely have a bit more tact and respect for who he's working with.
     
  20. Murr

    Murr Member+

    Apr 14, 2007
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    DC United
    Agreed on Hudson and Schoen sounds like a knowledgeable baseball announcer calling a soccer game.
     
  21. nobletea

    nobletea Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 29, 2004
    HarCo
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    His original background was radio, and it shows. He does seem quite a bit better now a days than way back in the 90's, believe it or not.

    The best thing Phil ever did was host a website with links to streaming audio of matches from around the world. Seems like such an antiquated thought now.
     
  22. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    I think that's doable -- I think it's called soundboard.com.
     
  23. The Stever

    The Stever Member

    Dec 4, 2003
    Someone PLEASE find the quote... it was when Ray was coaching DCU, and his comments the day after a loss were something like...

    "My dog took for a walk and said to me, 'Ray, that was one miserable half of football!'"
     
  24. Marco10

    Marco10 Member+

    Sep 9, 2002
    Punky had tons of good quotes. And was obviously pretty knowledgeable about footie!
     

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