How to kill men's professional outdoor soccer....

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by jri, Jun 12, 2003.

  1. jri

    jri Red Card

    Sep 28, 2000
    boca
    Take DC United
    Take Colorado
    Have them play
    Then ask people to pay to watch it....(Man, I wish THAT coulda been the ABC game of the week!)

    * It is pathetic that these dudes can't score more goals....what the hell is their problem? Is Ray trying to reinforce the stereotype of 'soccer is boring'? Is Hankinson trying to break Tampa's all-time worst losing %? Look guys, if you try to score 3 (but maybe give up 4 and lose)...that'll be a helluva lot more entertaining then eekin' out 1-0 wins (if you are lucky).

    Live a little, get a little more committed to attack (throw a few boys forward)...if missing the target is the problem- don't let the boys pee, eat, or change diapers until they hit the upper corner in practice 5 times in a row......quit walking around on eggshells around your players and rip 'em a new one every game they put the big gooseegg on the board. After all, we still trying to sell the sport here..

    Ray, you remember don't you....da Foooosion.....da Foooooosion.....no Ray, quit dreaming about Freddy.....da Fooooosion......

    Rant over....continue on..

    PS- Uh, anyone for bigger goals? g
     
  2. Cheers to your rant. This bunkerball has got to be stopped. It is killing the league.
     

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