How San Jose Lost the Quakes

Discussion in 'LA Galaxy' started by Bailamos, Dec 18, 2005.

  1. Bailamos

    Bailamos New Member

    Jul 26, 2005
    the McLaren F1 limo dropped Dave Checketts off at the fifty-foot high gates of cocobolo wood inset with ivory carvings of soccer balls. He strolled down a lush ocelot-carpeted walkway to a marble flooring mosaic set in the pattern of a center circle. as he stood there, the platform began to descend into a secret underground bunker. Muzak filtered through the titanium walls of the elevator shaft, "Angels we have heard on high, singing give soccer a try"
    A silken red cardinal's robe with a diamond MLS label was presented to him as he stepped into the meeting room. Phil Anchutz sat in a golden throne at a round table with Lamar Hunt, Stan Kroenke and Robert Kraft. Anchutz wore black robes, Hunt blue and Kroenke a black robe with blue hood. Kraft wore green.
    -Hey, bob, none of your teams have green. Checkets tried to joke.
    -We gave him green because he likes to save money on his stadium, said Hunt.
    A small hologram of Kevin Payne appeared in the center of the table.
    -DC's ownership group just gets to listen in - they're not at the big-boy table yet, said Kroenke.
    -Where's Jorge?
    -We gave him bad directions. He'll show up eventually.
    Anchutz passed the truffle-coated peanuts to Checketts.
    -Let's get started.
    He pulled out a pair of ruby dice.
    -Everybody roll for their place in the standings next year.
    -But Jorge isn't, oh, I get it.
    Kraft was upset at the result.
    -Damn, not losing to the Galaxy again! Can't we play poker to settle this instead?
    Anchutz lifted a gun from an opal case lined with velvet.
    -Now for the real business. He handed Hunt the Desert Eagle and kept the .44 Magnum for himself.
    -One bullet isn't a blank, Lamar. Anchutz pointed his gun to a shelf where an aide placed a Troy Dayak Earthquake bobble head doll next to a small, stuffed toy wolf. Anchutz looked over at Hunt.
    -No bobbleheads from us, we're trying to save money.
    - Well, this here will settle who gets to move to Houston to make some.
    After three shots, Anchutz blew the head off the doll.
    - Damn, not another year in Arrowhead. Hunt stormed off, bumping into Jorge Vergara in the elevator.
    - I brought the good tequila! Hey, guns - this is like dinner with Hugo Sanchez.
    Vergara picked up the Desert Eagle.
    - Shoot Checkets, said Anchutz
    Vergara shrugged, aimed and pulled the trigger until the gun was empty.
    - hombre! you need better bullets. these are all blanks.
     
  2. clashcityrocker

    Mar 12, 1999
    In the shadow of RFK
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    You know, joining the A-League doesn't look so bad, compared.
     
  3. uclacarlos

    uclacarlos Member+

    Aug 10, 2003
    east coast
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    awesome, awesome post, bailamos. It was so good, that I felt the rhythm take me over... bailamos. I want to live this post forever... bailamos.

    (btw: I was quoting a Ricky Martin song, you know, b/c it's entirely appropriate given that the topic is the Smurfs... [/weak attempt at gay smack])
     
  4. Bill Schmidt

    Bill Schmidt BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 3, 2003
    Washington, DC
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dude, that's an Enrique song. :)
     
  5. uclacarlos

    uclacarlos Member+

    Aug 10, 2003
    east coast
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    I am sooo glad that I messed that up. :D
     
  6. Len

    Len Member+

    Club: Dallas Tornado
    Jan 18, 1999
    Everywhere and Nowhere.....I'm the wind, baby.
    Sorry, uclacarlos; but after 2nd thought I deleted my post because, frankly, I don't know enough about either to make a comment like that.

    And you know here on bigsoccer, we pride ourselves on knowing just what the hell we're talking about....
     
  7. uclacarlos

    uclacarlos Member+

    Aug 10, 2003
    east coast
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    But that was the beauty of it!! Booooooooooooo!!
     
  8. Len

    Len Member+

    Club: Dallas Tornado
    Jan 18, 1999
    Everywhere and Nowhere.....I'm the wind, baby.
    Ya know. Some days it just doesn't pay......(insert goofy smilie, here)
     
  9. Hachiko

    Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

    Jun 8, 2005
    Long Beach, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I busted me lol box on this one.
     
  10. Len

    Len Member+

    Club: Dallas Tornado
    Jan 18, 1999
    Everywhere and Nowhere.....I'm the wind, baby.
    kjdfoqier mnoiqjeir oiioqjeoir oloirowig jpoijwopir gmpowg HEEEEEEEY MACARANA.....
     

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