How many TFC fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by CrewFootball, Jan 31, 2008.

  1. Crew14

    Crew14 Member

    Apr 11, 2000
    Brunswick
    As desperate as your boy Mo will be to keep his job come late May?
     
  2. Coach Dad

    Coach Dad Member

    Mar 6, 2006
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    See, that's the sort of thing I don't like.

    Try to make a joke at the expense of an entire "nation" of people, and these TFC fans come in and try to make it about soccer.
     
  3. est2007

    est2007 New Member

    Jan 21, 2008
    its called football you dumb Yank
     
  4. electrickeeper

    electrickeeper The Ginger Pele
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    United States
    Oct 14, 2002
    The Cheese Room
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You must spread...:D
     
  5. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No, sweetheart, that's what the Argonauts will be playing at BMO once they take over your stadium.
     
  6. electrickeeper

    electrickeeper The Ginger Pele
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    United States
    Oct 14, 2002
    The Cheese Room
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Someone's on fire today!!!

    You must spread again...:D
     
  7. Tobor the Great !

    Tobor the Great ! New Member

    May 3, 2007
    Gold !
     
  8. est2007

    est2007 New Member

    Jan 21, 2008
    you follow the argos more than me. haha i find that hilarious. Are you Canadian in disguise.. Wannabe maybe. Im not sure. I could care less..

    The Argos will never be welcome in our Stadium. We would set fire to the Bmo if that ever happened.
     
  9. CanadianBhoy

    CanadianBhoy New Member

    Jun 19, 2007
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    Mike F**k the Argos now we have the Bills.

    You know what F**k the Bills to. Go Tiger Cats (inside joke)

    Seriously Mike Hope to see you sometime during that crazy day and have a Guinness with you.

    I take it you will be out and about even after we whip your sorry yellow asses. Just name the pub, if I'm standing I will be there.
     
  10. thebreather

    thebreather Member

    Apr 4, 2007
    Columbus, OH
    I want to go piss in Lake Erie.
     
  11. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Tell ya what, once you make it to the stadium, head over to where you see the big flags flying in the southwest corner of the parking lot. I'll be there grilling up some polish sausage in honor of our newest addition (I hope!) and I'll have a beer or three waiting for ya. And I'm the one coordinating the after-party with Connie and the RPB, so I'll be out.
     
  12. CanadianBhoy

    CanadianBhoy New Member

    Jun 19, 2007
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    ????????? O.K

    I tried pissing in an alley during Mardi Gras in New Orleans once.

    Not a good idea. Cops take that very seriously. Ended up paying a Doorman
    20.00 to use the toilet, cheaper then the fine.
     
  13. sportinglisbon1

    sportinglisbon1 New Member

    Jan 2, 2002
    Mississauga, ON.

    There's a 'Lake Erie'? :confused:
     
  14. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Um, Toronto's on Lake Ontario. But nice thought, anyways. :p
     
  15. thebreather

    thebreather Member

    Apr 4, 2007
    Columbus, OH

    ****.
     
  16. CanadianBhoy

    CanadianBhoy New Member

    Jun 19, 2007
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    Great

    I am an RPB and I know Connie quite well.

    She and the rest of the travel committee have done a shitload of work, putting this thing together.

    Don't know where she gets the energy. To bad there was no time for a game of footy.

    Will you be taking a group to Toronto this year?
     
  17. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not sure yet. I'd like to, hopefully with more than the 9 of us that went last year, but nothing in concrete yet. We'll have to wait until the full schedule comes out. I've heard rumblings of us playing up there in May (which won't work for me as I'm supposed to be out of the country on military duty for the entire month of May) and again in September, but we'll have to wait and see.
     
  18. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i dont know either, but im not complaining
     
  19. diablodelsol

    diablodelsol Member+

    Jan 10, 2001
    New Jersey
    See...I would have gone with 11 to do it, and 20,522 to throw streamers once they're done.
     
  20. Polygong

    Polygong Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 8, 2007
    Toronto
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    Never heard that one before, but I love it! :D
     
  21. TFCHooligan

    TFCHooligan New Member

    Jan 31, 2008
    April 4th, 2007

    NYRB @ CLMB (home opener)

    Stadium Capacity:22,555
    Stadium Occupancy:13,782
    Seats left unsold:8773

    You can make jokes about Toronto and Canada alike, but lets take a look at who are the real jokes in this situation. almost 9thousand empty seats on the home opener. I don't care if the clmb. area feeds off only 1.4 million people, those numbers are just sad!

    Its alright though, this year add another +1000 to the attendance sheet, we as TFC fans will be more than willing to help out ;)
     
  22. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Aw, look. It's est2007's precocious little sister. Trying to make fun of people that aren't on this board, as all the people on this board were obviously there for last year's home opener in the snow. Kinda sad really. But don't worry, little girl, the only numbers that really matter are these:

    Columbus: 37 pts.
    Toronto: 25 pts.

    So, you still wanna compare numbers, sweetheart?
     
  23. sportinglisbon1

    sportinglisbon1 New Member

    Jan 2, 2002
    Mississauga, ON.
    But at the end of the day, neither of us made the playoffs. Atleast we have something to talk about.

    You, unfortunately... have nothing.
     
  24. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
  25. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hell, our average went up 13% last year. We've got nothing to be ashamed about in the attendance department, as there were 3 teams that had worse attendance than us. And after 11 years of futility, we were still only 5,000/game behind you last season. In our first season, we averaged 18,900 per game. Come back without a championship in 11 years and we can have the pissing contest again. Until then, let the giant TFC circle jerk continue.
     

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