I think if you do a little research, Liverpool have lost the games where Rowan was not put up, despite my requests.
I really trust you BUT I'd really like to see a more scientific analysis of games won and got a 'good' draw (lucky point) when he's 'played' and games when he hasn't been out and we've lost or had a 'bad' draw (Shoudda bloody won) Work on it and put up a graph so we can decide. I originally put up Rowen because the pink knickers with black lace weren't working. (I blame Lanky for that!) But do we really know that Rowan is any better. Some of the cute bottoms the knickers were hiding/enhancing were definitely preferable to his in my opinion. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
So who would be the luckiest? This or this Some people find Rowan (Or what's in his knickers) disturbing. It's the knife that bothers me!
As far as the benefits of Sir Atkinson, an ol' line about a broken clock comes to mind. Still, long live the jumping Bean!