Wade: When does my MLS contract expire again? Dom: I wonder if Bruce is going to need an extra assistant for WC 2006? Dom alternate: Damn, I wish I would have applied for the Stanford men's coaching gig when it opened up after Bobby C. left!
Wade: Is there a way we can play bad enough they release us and we can join the new SJ team again? Dom: Yeah, I will start Russell every game and re-acquire Conway as starter. Plus, you will still play left back and pass the ball randomly. Wade: Great, what a plan! I really miss them...the good, bad and ugly.
Another take: Wade: Is Q coming with us? Unemployed? Dom: I don't know. They don't have cowboy hat and boots that big. But I'll try to sign him as the backup of Pat with half an allocation after Q's two-month vacation in Germany. I miss Q too.
The same caption we should use whenever there's a press conference in Texas and everybody wears big belt buckles and cowboy hats... "I'm from Texas, and I'm a retard!!!! Whoopee!!!" (This also explains why you should never, EVER vote for somebody from Texas, regardless of political affiliation.)
Dom says, "Wade, just click your heels 3 times and repeat after me, there is no place like home, there is no place like home, there is no place like home, there is no place like home....." home = san jose ******** I got something in my eye again.