Saw this in a headline on My Yahoo page: http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/030110/21/di8ks.html Speaking on speculation that his days as manager are running short... It gave me a good laugh this morning.
Q: What is the difference between the Elephant man and Emile Heskey? A: The Elephant Man has a better chance of scoring. A bloke goes into the John Lennon Airport and manages to eventually get into the departure lounge where his flight home is being called. All around him there are overturned tables, smashed windows, computer terminals broken, upturned chairs and crowd control barriers lying on the floor. "Christ, what's happened here?" he asks one of the ground crew. "Oh yeah...", he replies "Absolutely hopeless .... we had the Liverpool players in here this morning filming the new Nike ad".