PBP: Home Opener Chicago Fire v. Cincinnati FC (forlorn chili) Soldier Field 7:30 MLS Season Pass

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by xtomx, Mar 1, 2024.

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What happens on this FIRST HOME MATCH OF THE YEAR!?!?

  1. Fire win, in impressive fashion

    12 vote(s)
    70.6%
  2. Fire draw

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%
  3. Fire lose, at home, sending the huge Soldier Field crown home as sad (trash) Pandas

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%
  4. Something STOOPID Happens!

    11 vote(s)
    64.7%
  5. Klopas out coaches the coach of the year Pat Noonan! (would that be "something stupid"?)

    5 vote(s)
    29.4%
  6. Win or lose, at least we have the US Open Cup to look forward to this seasoning. DOH!

    6 vote(s)
    35.3%
  7. F the Open Cup. Leagues Cup, bay-bay!

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%
  8. Malort

    11 vote(s)
    64.7%
  9. Rubber Dick!

    8 vote(s)
    47.1%
  10. Cuypers opens his "account"

    9 vote(s)
    52.9%
  11. Cuypers is a virtual non-entity, again

    1 vote(s)
    5.9%
  12. Shaqiri shows true captain grit, by "padding his stats" with a penalty

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%
  13. Is Messi playing?

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%
  14. Why can't matches be on free or, at least cable, TV? Even ESPN + was less sucky

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%
  15. We see raccoon invade Soldier Field, gobbling up stale popcorn and the tears of Fire fans

    5 vote(s)
    29.4%
  16. The Fire game is a prelude to the BIGGEST CONTEST OF THE WEEK- "Super" Tuesday!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  17. I'll be at the game

    6 vote(s)
    35.3%
  18. I'll be at home

    6 vote(s)
    35.3%
  19. Imma watch the new Avatar: The Last Airbender as it is WORSE than the Fire ever have been.

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Well, FINALLY, THE CHICAGO FIRE HAVE COME BACK TO .....CHICAGO!

    Unfortunately, they are facing Cincinnati, who are 3-1-1 against the Fire...in Chicago.
    Overall, the Fire are 3-3-4 (WTL) against their foes from Southern Ohio.

    Last season, in the Fire home opener, they played to a 3-3 draw in the the coldest home match in Fire history, with the Fire miraculously giving up two goals in the last five minutes to snatch a draw from jaws of victory.

    The good news is that the Fire will be wearing their new RED home jerseys for the first time in Chicago.
    Men in Red are back, baby! We'll what they actually look like live in Color.

    Cincinnati has been busy this past month, playing a scoreless draw with Toronto and two games in CONCACAF, scoring 6 goals and conceding ZERO.

    The Fire have a game under their belt, the incredibly disappointing draw against Philadelphia, giving up the lead twice in capitulating to the Union.

    This is the first time we get to see PROMISED Chicago Fire DP9 and the greatest player of ALL TIME, Hugo Cuypers. Who needs Lewandowski? We have Hugo!

    Who's the Best?
    Hugo

    Whooo?
    Hu-Go

    Whooooooo?
    HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Really, I have extremely high hopes for Cuypers. I have him pegged at getting close to (or exceeding) Nikolic from 2017. Anything less than 20 goals by him will be a disappointment.

    Of course, that presumes that the Fire midfield holds up.
    However, with both Gutierrez (MOTM last week) and Shaqiri (NOT MOTM last week) feed him from midfield, Cuypers should dominate in MLS.

    Also, we are likely to see the first start for the major signing for the Fire-Kellyn Acosta. This means that one of Navarro or Gimenez (sorry, Designated Player Gimenez) head to the bench. Most likely Navarro.

    Our third big signing, Andrew Gutman, went down with an injury 2 minutes into last week's match. Reports are he'll be out a few weeks, but not long term.

    Cincinnati are simply a very, very good soccer team.
    They won the Supporter's Shield last season.
    Made the Conference finals
    US Open semifinals
    Cincinnati Won most of the major player awards, including
    MVP Luciano Acosta (17 g, 14a).
    Defender of the Year
    Save of the Year
    Coach of the Year
    Sporting Director of the Year (didn't even know that was a thing)

    The big question is:
    Who's Acosta will prove to be the superior Acosta on the night of the Acosta???

    We can chant: "Our Acosta is bigger than your Acosta"
    (Luciano Acosta is listed a very petite 5'3")

    I have no clue what the line up will be for the Fire but I want to see:
    Cuypers
    Mueller Gutierrez Shaqiri MHS
    Acosta
    4 Defenders-I hope Salquist plays as I am curious to see why the Fire wanted him for the past couple of years
    Brady

    But I won't see that, as Herbers will likely start, one or both of Mueller and MHS will start on the bench, and we will stupidly start two CDM.

    There should be a huge crowd tomorrow, at least there better be.

    The Fire will win the match:
    3-2, with goals from Shaqiri, Cuypers and, probably, Czichos
     
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  2. schroncar

    schroncar Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 2, 2007
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Our Acosta is the better Acosta AND the lower costa Acosta.
     
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  3. Gobernador Blanco

    Chicago Fire
    Mexico
    Jul 30, 2022
    Upper Midwest
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    The club is saying 25k expected to attend. Maybe the warmer weather will get some last minute people to join in.
     
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  4. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    They've called/texted/emailed me close to 25,000 times this past week or so about going to the game (four or five times today).
    I'd go, if I didn't have to teach a class tomorrow. Never make it to Chicago in time.
     
  5. Jiggly_333

    Jiggly_333 Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 8, 2015
    Corner of Bedlam and Squalor (It's that way ->)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Japan
    I do appreciate the Netflix Avatar slander. Just finished rewatching the whole original show tonight and started on Korra. Now that's one where I'd love to see live action with a few extra liberties taken. Mostly because I feel the animation didn't go hard enough with her story.

    Anyway, I think the Fire can win this one. Pure vibes, I think the Fire have a very firm storyline going into this one. Plus, it feels like with Guti's quick emergence (due to finally shooting the ball), we might actually score goals. We're gonna get a decent crowd and a decent game this time. Whether it'll be something that'll actually set the tone for March is a different question.
     
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  6. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
     
  7. harrylee773

    harrylee773 Member+

    Jul 28, 2004
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I’ll be there, cheering for the team from the best food city in the world against the team from the worst food city in Kentucky. Of all of the Federal agencies to share an acronym with, FCC chose the most worthless - oh no, The Feds are coming to get us - is it the IRS? The ATF? lol, no it’s the FCC,AND THEYRE GOING TO PUT STICKERS ON OUR RECORDS!!1!

    Should be a big crowd, we win easily, 6-0, with goals by Shaq, Cuypers, Guti, and Brady with a PK to close it all out. With the victory, the Pres of the USSF will come out on to the field and present us with the 2024 US Open Cup trophy, and announce that MLS has lost Division 1 sanctioning to cheers of “Garber sucks”.
     
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  8. THEY'RE READY!
    THEY'RE READY!
    THEY'RE READY!
    THEY'RE READY!
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  9. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Stuff relevant to today that will be irrelevant tomorrow.



    Chicago Sun Times (WOW AN ARTICLE NOT ABOUT MESSI?!?!?!) Subscription
    https://chicago.suntimes.com/fire/2...-kits-home-opener-soldier-field-fc-cincinnati

    BREAKING NEWS!!!!
    Hive₂O Hard Honey ™ is an official Partner of the Chicago Fire FC
    https://www.wpri.com/business/press...s-an-official-partner-of-the-chicago-fire-fc/







    MIR '97: How to Watch Chicago Fire vs. FC Cincinnati: Who will referee the game?
    https://meninred97.com/how-to-watch-chicago-fire-vs-fc-cincinnati-who-will-referee-the-game/

    MIR '97: Fire vs FC Cincinnati: Tactics and Starting XI
    https://meninred97.com/fire-vs-fc-cincinnati-tactics-and-starting-xi/

    FC Cincinnati: By the numbers-FC Cincinnati at Chicago Fire FC
    https://www.fccincinnati.com/news/by-the-number-fc-cincinnati-at-chicago-fire-fc

    Fox 19: Where to Watch Chicago Fire vs. FC Cincinnati in the US: MLS TV Channel & Live Stream March 2
    https://www.fox19.com/sports/betting/2024/03/02/mls-chicago-vs-fc-cincinnati-soccer-live-stream-tv/
     
  10. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Re bumping the FC in forlorn chili I do want to say I went to Dixie Chili like 10 or so days ago when I was in Cincinnati. Mostly I don't get it. I enjoyed the atmosphere but was kind of excited to get a Kronos gyro (allegedly) because they are not as easy to find down Kentucky way. Anyway, it was kind of bland and I had a side of (3 way) chili which was on spaghetti noodles. I mean...if. you are drunk at 3am this might work but mostly I didn't really get it. I do dig Cincinnati especially the Newport/Covington side of the river but yes, the chili gets a big thumbs down for me. Perhaps I need to try a different chili purveyor? Or maybe I should have had some chili dogs?
     
  11. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    #11 xtomx, Mar 2, 2024
    Last edited: Mar 2, 2024
    There was a "Cincinnati chili" place on Broadway and (I think Briar) in Lincoln Park back in the mid-90's, with "5 way chili," (no garlic, like in the video). It was not great, but the chili was less bland that in Cincinnati.

    The spaghetti is weird, elbows are much better as a base for chili.

    The chili in the video just looks gross.
     
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  12. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Well if you think of it as "chili" yes. it's gross. If you think of it as some kind of meat sauce it's just ok. Edible but in like an elementary school cafeteria spaghetti day kind of way.


    Inter-Messi just destroyed Orlando 5-0.
     
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  13. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I will say quite a few diners have similar "meat sauce" and it is, by an large, nasty.

    Chili is one of my favorite things to make, so I find this "meat sauce" an insult to chili.

    "...elementary school cafeteria spaghetti day" is probably the single biggest insult one can level at any food. Well stated.
     
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  14. milicz

    milicz Member+

    Dec 2, 2001
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Poland
    Acosta for Gutman at LB, otherwise the same lineup. Love it.
     
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  15. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Interesting.

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Quite a few Palestine flags in the section I hear. I approve of this message.

    Will Apple TV?
     
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  17. milicz

    milicz Member+

    Dec 2, 2001
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Poland
    Missing my first opener in 20 some years I think. In NY at Smithfield Hall.
     
  18. schroncar

    schroncar Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 2, 2007
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I do not remember anyone ever saying they liked Cincinnati chili!
     
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  19. lurak

    lurak Member+

    Aug 24, 2007
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I am going to watch on Apple after my shot of Malört. Had a few beers already this afternoon. Maybe I should put on my Blanco jersey since they are in red tonight.
     
  20. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    No...noone likes it. <see thread title once again>
     
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  21. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    The douchy guy on the video seemed to like it!
    I had a very good friend (and former Fire season ticket holder) from Cincinnati and I think he liked it okay.
     
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  22. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    That's a shame.

    Are they showing the match at Smithfield Hall?

    I am sure they can put it a tv or two for you!
     
  23. schroncar

    schroncar Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 2, 2007
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow! Never would have guessed that! Exciting!
     
  24. overlap_old_coach

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    May 2, 2022
    Back to his original position!
     
  25. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire

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