Hey Liberals: here is your chance to vote for your favorite Bush

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by argentine soccer fan, Oct 3, 2003.

  1. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Search deep into your heart, liberals. You know that somewhere in there there is a Bush that you love. So, Which Bush do you love the most?

    a) The God of Exodus
    b) The weed in Mexico
    c) The man from Texas

    Cast your ballots.
     
  2. DavidPablo

    DavidPablo New Member

    The singing bush it is!

    Bush:
    'They'll be comin' round the mountain when they come
    They'll be comin' round the mountain when they come
    They'll be comin' round the mountain, comin' round..'

    Steve Martin:
    'Errrrr, excuse me, are you the singing Bush?'

    LOL
     
  3. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Hmmm. So far it looks like we got a bunch of atheists and Bush haters. Though it is nice to know that other than myself, one person voted for our president, and at least he is doing better than God so far.

    Not that I have anything against the Singing Bush, compatriota. But don't forget to summon the invisible swordsman. :D
     
  4. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    I vote for

    d.) the triangle between a woman's legs.
     
  5. Demosthenes

    Demosthenes Member+

    May 12, 2003
    Berkeley, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    e) the second rate grunge band
     
  6. DevilDave

    DevilDave Member

    West Bromwich Albion/RBNY/PSG/Gamba Osaka/Sac Republic
    United States
    Sep 29, 2001
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    West Bromwich Albion FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I choose an actual member of the Bush family...

    f) Jay Bush, the guy on the Bush's Baked Beans commercials. :D
     
  7. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Hmmm....a grunge band....a woman's errrrr... 'triangle?'...

    Good, good, we are making some progress. I see a lot of hidden love for Bush coming out to the surface. Keep it coming.

    And speaking of Bush:

    (thick Mexican accent): But El guapo, why don't you just take her? If you want the food you take the food, if you want the tequila, you take the tequila, IF YOU WANT THE WOMAN, YOU TAKE THE WOMAN. Why don't you just take her?

    No, Jefe, you do not understand women. A woman is like a flower. You cannot force open the petals, but when it is ready it will open up all of itself.

    So El Guapo, when do you think Maria will open up to you?

    Tonight, or I will kill her!


    :D
     
  8. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Some of my favorite Bushes

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  9. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Stupid me- I forgot about the grooming issues of the Latina.
     
  10. Dyvel

    Dyvel Member+

    Jul 24, 1999
    The dog end of a day gone by
    Club:
    Leeds United AFC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ireland Republic
    Nice one centurion
     
  11. DJPoopypants

    DJPoopypants New Member

    Where's "Shaved Bush"?
     
  12. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Now there is a nice Bush I can put my lips around.

    Keep the love for Bush coming!
     
  13. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Errrrr, I hate to brag, (sorry), but I do have some interracial experience, and there is no major difference in grooming habits. Trust me on that one.
     

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