Help!!!!! MPF!!!!

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  1. Sachin

    Sachin New Member

    Jan 14, 2000
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    #1 Sachin, Oct 29, 2003
    Help!!!!!

    I've caught Metro Playoff Fever.

    The only solution for this:




































    MORE COWBELL!!!!

    That and a few shots. Mine will be Captains!

    Sachin
     
  2. gocaps

    gocaps Member

    Sep 23, 2000
    With the SEs in 134
    #2 gocaps, Oct 29, 2003
    Where's the pic of the MetroTurkey?
     
  3. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    #3 McOwen, Oct 29, 2003
    MPF!!?!! hahahahah!

    Okay I admit I found this over in the rivalries forum, but it's too good not to be seen here.

    This is the new Metroscum playoff "Song" (No $hit, I am serious!)
    http://www.metrostars.com/audio/MPF_METALMIKE.mp3

    [​IMG]
    AP: Tommy Wang and his bandmate Billy Mullet hard at work on their new Metrosexual theme song, "MPF".
     
  4. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    #4 Knave, Oct 29, 2003
  5. Dave Brother

    Dave Brother New Member

    Jun 10, 2001
    Alexandria
    #5 Dave Brother, Oct 29, 2003
    I almost died laughing when I heard that song! I had to post on there boards. Man, what a joke.:D
     
  6. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    #6 McOwen, Oct 30, 2003
    Wow... I no longer care if the Metros DO win the MLS cup in my life time. We have final conclusive proof here that they are all a$$holes! :D

    --You see, when there is a CD being sold like this you have to wonder if its all just part of some larger scientific experiment to discover how many complete morons there are out there.

    Metro front office: (answers phone: )
    "Why yes sir. We sold 125,134 copies of the Metro anthem CD."

    Scientist:
    "Thanks for the number sir. It confirms or theory for New Jersey exactly."
     
  7. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    #7 McOwen, Oct 30, 2003
    MPF!!!!

    [​IMG]

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Sorry I can't help myself. The morons couldnt even find a picture of even a half full stadium to photoshop in.



    Way to market to your demographic morons :D

    Jersey?! Paging the entire state of New Jersey...

    Do you think 35,000 big haired Jersey chicks will show up on Saturday to see Metal Mike?
     
  8. doneshufflin

    doneshufflin New Member

    Nov 13, 2000
    Washington DC
    #8 doneshufflin, Oct 30, 2003
    Wolyniec

    He looks like the guy from the band Devo. "Crack that whip."
     
  9. monster

    monster Member

    Oct 19, 1999
    Hanover, PA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #9 monster, Oct 30, 2003
    What bet did those two lose?

    This is beyond comical.
     
  10. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #10 Z010 Union, Oct 30, 2003
    I think we're all missing the fact that MPF - stands for More Predictable *#*#*#*#-ups
     
  11. Sachin

    Sachin New Member

    Jan 14, 2000
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    #11 Sachin, Oct 30, 2003
    Sometimes, words just aren't good enough:

    [​IMG]

    Sachin
     
  12. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #12 Z010 Union, Oct 30, 2003
    That's so bad I thought you photoshopped it until I looked at Properties.

    What would Metal Mike Do?
     
  13. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #13 Z010 Union, Oct 30, 2003
    [​IMG]

    Luckily I saved this before they realized it's stupidity
     
  14. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #14 Z010 Union, Oct 30, 2003
  15. EdTheRed

    EdTheRed Member+

    Feb 6, 2001
    Loose On The Town
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Cook Islands
    #15 EdTheRed, Oct 30, 2003
  16. CyphaPSU

    CyphaPSU Member+

    Mar 16, 2003
    Not Far
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #16 CyphaPSU, Oct 30, 2003
    haha, that's actually comical
     
  17. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #17 Z010 Union, Oct 30, 2003
  18. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    #18 Lanky134, Oct 30, 2003
    Why are they celebrating Mathis' Performance Failures with those silly hats?
     
  19. Atouk

    Atouk BigSoccer Supporter

    DC United
    Apr 16, 2001
    Arlington, VA
    Club:
    Queens Park Rangers FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #19 Atouk, Oct 30, 2003
    I knew being a parent wasn't easy, but, man, I didn't realize it could get that bad. ;)
     
  20. greenbill

    greenbill New Member

    Apr 30, 2003
    York, PA
    #20 greenbill, Oct 30, 2003
  21. greenbill

    greenbill New Member

    Apr 30, 2003
    York, PA
    #21 greenbill, Oct 30, 2003
  22. CyphaPSU

    CyphaPSU Member+

    Mar 16, 2003
    Not Far
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #22 CyphaPSU, Oct 30, 2003
    Metrostars Playoff Fever....

    I don't think anyone in NYC has a clue what "MPF" stands for or even care...

    My guess is that there will be no "playoff fever" there, haha.
     
  23. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
    #23 JayRockers!, Oct 30, 2003
  24. Darth_Norteno

    Darth_Norteno New Member

    Jun 20, 2002
    La Norte/Alexandria, VA
    #24 Darth_Norteno, Oct 30, 2003
    Re: MPF and Sin!

    OH HOLY GOD, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    They must've paid him bigtime, or threatened to make his son captain or something else awful.

    Oh well, Metro Playoff Failure will take hold soon enough. :D
     
  25. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #25 fatbastard, Oct 30, 2003
    I hope it is the headline after the game - Multiple Player Fatalities.
    Metros - Punk Footballers?
    Metros - Penis Fu.... um never mind .....
    Metro's Players Falter
    Mathis' Prayers Fail
    Metros - Playoff Failures


    Those are the silliest looking red hats I think I have ever seen.....
     
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