"Having a relationship with a woman is like baking a cake" - NSROT [17]

i dunno what it is, they look in the mirror at themselves and get a hard-on i imagine. but you can smell them a mile off and like bigg says, CRUNCH.

to summarise, i think being confident plays a small part and being a twat plays a large part.

 

Tell it to the crowd around where I live they all think their GOD...Ahh well little boys will always be little boys..

 

ROMAN PAYS THE LINESMAN'S CHECK!!!!! that sh*t wasn't even close. Kahlua was close for the first ball and then when it hit off of Pizzeria it was a good 3 yards offside.

 

Baah knew West Ham were out bogie team! Can we PLEASE have no boasting in future please its jinxed us!

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West Ham took the double on them last year too, but there's no Tevez on WH anymore. They are Utd-Bane.
and l33t

 

Says the one who supports Scouse and Le Arse...

Honestly they played better:

You have one ball, and 2 nets it's a simple game and United did not play well enjoy the EPL Arsenal

 

Arsene knew back around the year 2000 to take Upson on board - he would someday help the Arsenal.

The first half of Arsenal vs Everton was horrible - very horrible. Nothing was going right - at all.

How bout Eduardo's finishing though

 

Another sad day for football ...



Phil O'Donnell (1972 – 2007)


Motherwell midfielder Phil O'Donnell has died after collapsing during his side's 5-3 win over Dundee United.


O'Donnell collapsed to the ground as he was about to be substituted at Fir Park and received five minutes' treatment before being stretchered to an ambulance.

But Motherwell chairman Bill Dickie has confirmed that the 35-year-old has died after being taken to hospital.

Dickie said: "Unfortunately I can confirm very, very sad news that Phil O'Donnell has lost his life.

"We don't know what it was, but there will be a post-mortem. This is a tragic happening and that's all I can say."


Devastated

Motherwell manager Mark McGhee said: "I don't want to say anything more than how devastated everyone at the club is for his wife and his young children.

"That's what we are all feeling tonight, nothing else matters.

"Obviously from the club's point of view we'll gather round to give his family as much support as they need."

Speaking after the game, before news of O'Donnell's death had come through, McGhee confirmed the substitution was 'a coincidence'.

McGhee later replaced David Clarkson - O'Donnell's nephew - who had been shaken up by the incident.

"We took Clarkson off because he got a fright from the nature of the collapse," said McGhee.

"A few of the boys got a fright."

O'Donnell started his career at Motherwell before leaving for Celtic in 1994 and then joining Sheffield Wednesday five years later.

He returned to Fir Park in January 2004 and was captain of a Well side who have been performing above expectations this season.

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I just found out about his death like 20 min ago. They think it was some sort of seizure, right?

 

Yeah thats what has been said, although they didn't have full medical reports when the news was announced.

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Hate to see these things happen

 

come on now. im a season ticket holder in that stadium. i live closer to it than kait!

 

I was sitting next to the girl with the pink hair *nods*

 

wow case is a pure hater

remember ronaldo getting rooney sent off? he dives more than ever and is an arrogant ********

arsenal are top and flamini>>>>hargreaves

talking of average midfielders.....fletcher anyone?

 

I was a little bored this afternoon so thought i'd go and have a kick about. Sadly my ball was a bit a flat and after spending about 30 minutes looking for my pump i gave up.

Not completely though ... this afternoon i learnt to juggle a tennis ball, a golf ball and ... and empty can. Possibly the hardest thing to juggle ever!! But see, women can improvise!!

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You ever juggled a toilet roll??
They're not too hard to, but as I start getting used to it, I usually have to go and use the toilet roll for the purpose I found it for.

Haha, no no, only jokes, they're a rarity here in Africa where we usually use leaves off the trees in our garden.

 

Hmm never tried that one ... ive juggled a pringles tube before. That wasn't too hard because its longer and a bit heavier than a can.

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Hmmm ... maybe i should invest in one of those bad boys?!!

I did actually have a go with a toilet roll just ... i managed 89 kick up before like R&W said i needed to use it for its original purpose! hahaha!

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Hacky Sack is a complety different skill though really isnt it? I mean it doesn bounce in anyway and im sure its a different kicking technique to keep it up.

I like the K-Swiss advert where the guy is doing loads of tricks with one. But i bet if you gave him a ball he'd be crap.

I've just always been told that anything you can do with a big ball you can do with a small ball and visa versa its completely true.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A72jSPEtOJI

See what i mean, its all about cushioning the ball, balancing it then flicking it back up. No real kicking is involved.

This guy is very good but it looks like he's having some kinda of mental episode!

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I'm shite with a hacky sack - I gave it away because I disliked it so much!

LOL at that video Apple. Whats the tosser doing with no top on?

London people or regular visitors...
Do you have any suggestions for when I'm in London in just over a week??

Entertainment, food, shops, bars, etc etc