Hattrick Gossip...

I have reporters combig the woods and microbiologists in my pay .....I mean under a consulting fee. Look for more breaking news on NKOTBSPN (and here).

 

You have no proof. You'll find nothing.













I hope.

 

Hey guys, I hear we're getting new training stuff soon.

 

Wait, wait, wait...there are new training styles, no way

 

Hey guys, the weather here is great in Carson, California. I can't tell you why I'm here, but boy has coach AE got us in the middle of full conditioning right now. This is my chance at a dream job!

 

Uncommon valor was a common virtue.

 

Wait, you're out here too... No Way so am I, I wonder if AE will give us half a day off some time.

 

Oh well, there goes my shot and a spot on the NT! I got a +6 injury today from my thong rubbing me the wrong way. Thougth I could break into the bigs with all the prima donnas on strike.

 

hahahahahahahaha

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to AAGunner3 again.

damn

 

Taken care of

 

Wait, I embellished a bit...















It's really only a 5+ injury. Oh NurrrRRRRRSSSSSe!!

 

The Kid's one year closer to 101, I'm turning 19 on Jan. 19, I'm getting some tonite, that means two friendlies for me!!!

 

I hear wingback attacks are going to be improved next season.

 

Yeah, now they'll be more likely blame their defensive failures on the lack of defensive wingers.

 

I sold Jerome the other day...any other news?

 

Hot off the presses from NKOTBSPN:

"Among Jose Canseco's many revelations was that his two preferred methods of taking steroids were injecting them into his a** and spreading them in a cream onto his puke green socks. More details as they become available."

 

yet another reason for me to refuse to wear the puke green socks.

 

You are now invited to die in a fire.

 

You aren't the only one telling me that, so get in line.

 

Forget sicks, het red and white hoops!

 

Drink more ovaltine?

 

There's something going around.
Everybody keeps puking in their socks...