Has there ever been a media personality that's sucked more than Carrot Top?

Discussion in 'Movies, TV and Music' started by Jeff, Jul 28, 2002.

  1. Iceblink

    Iceblink Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago
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    Oooo... commercials... forgot about those.

    I hated that kid that sold encyclopedias... "Remember me? I'm the kid who had a report due on space." I heard he was some famous person's brother, but I never found out who that was.

    I also hate the little blonde girl and the little Asian replacement who did the Welch's juice commercials.

    I hate Prometheus, the alien from PrimeCo... Was ok for the first couple commercials... but they've been going with it for YEARS!!!!!!

    I also hate those people from the PetMeds commercials who look as if they don't even like animals... because they don't know how the hell to hold them, and they certainly don't know those actor animals.

    OH! And I hate that little kid with the army jacket and the afro who feels the need to pour milk followed by chocolate into his mouth and gargle in order to make chocolate milk. HELLO?! POUR THE FREAKIN' CHOCOLATE INTO THE BOTTLE AND SHAKE IT YOU LITTLE IDIOT!!!!!!!
     
  2. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    Testify, brother!
     
  3. fiddlestick

    fiddlestick New Member

    Jul 17, 2001
    The 4 8 0
    You asked:
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  4. fiddlestick

    fiddlestick New Member

    Jul 17, 2001
    The 4 8 0
    anyone else having problems posting images today?
    not even the code is showing up
     
  5. Doctor Stamen

    Doctor Stamen New Member

    Nov 14, 2001
    In a bag with a cat.
    I had problems last night, as my pictures that I put up using <IMG SRC=.....etc. didn't work. I used the IMG ____ /IMG method, and it seemed to work.
     
  6. Doctor Stamen

    Doctor Stamen New Member

    Nov 14, 2001
    In a bag with a cat.
    Another one: Ellen Degenerate (can't spell her real name). Did you know she is a lesbian ?, it's not like she didn't tell us all the time :rolleyes:. A female George Michael.
     
  7. evilcrossbar

    evilcrossbar New Member

    Jan 19, 2002
    C'mon guys!

    You're all forgetting Gallagher and his hilarious prop comedy - don't sit too close to the Sledge-O-Matic.

    How can the apprentice (Carrot Top) be any worse than the master?:D
     
  8. amerifolklegend

    amerifolklegend New Member

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    Okay, see now this is what we call an omen, Foos.


    Run, my friend. Run like the wind!


    ;) :D
     
  9. Soccer-Six-Shooter

    Soccer-Six-Shooter New Member

    Jan 17, 2002
    Arlington, VA
    Carrot Tops commercials do suck. But he is definitely the best prop comedian out there. His stand up act is A#1. He parlayed his popularity from his comedy act to commercials, but the commercials just dont cut the mustard. If you havent seen his stand up act then you really have no opinion. I think his real last name is Thompson. Forgot his first name.
     
  10. Jeff

    Jeff Member

    Apr 14, 1999
    Alexandria, NOVA
    My exposure to him has been only commercials. Until I see his comedy act, which will be never, I think he sucks donkey balls.
     
  11. whirlwind

    whirlwind New Member

    Apr 4, 2000
    Plymouth, MI, USA
    You might be able to find one of his old stand-up routines on Comedy Central or HBO One Night Stand.

    Everything he did revolved around props. He brought an entire suitcase of props on stage, and used a different one for each gag.

    The only one that was even remotely funny:

    "Here's what you do. You order a pizza, and when they get to your door," (puts on Domino's hat and jacket), say "Great, I'll take it from here!" (takes pizza, shuts door in driver's face without paying)
     
  12. Smiley321

    Smiley321 Member

    Apr 21, 2002
    Concord, Ca
    So Soon We Forget

    The gold standard of sucking personalities:

    Jerry Lewis

    His labor day telethon is on 24/7 in hell, no doubt
     
  13. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
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    Re: So Soon We Forget

    My friend has Muscular Dystrophy and has been on the telethon with Jerry Lewis. Short story: wasn't supposed to live long, now in late 30's. Jerry Lewis gets lifetime pass from ever being on this list for that reason alone.
     
  14. Metro

    Metro New Member

    Feb 9, 2001
    Dallas
    If you keep seeing Carrot Top commercials on TV, it probably means their ads are working. Use someone else when calling collect and Carrot Top will eventually go away.

    And let's hope they don't select Anna Nicole Smith to replace him because I think she is even worse than Carrot Top.
     
  15. bmurphyfl

    bmurphyfl Member

    Jun 10, 2000
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    Jack Buck...what a duche.

    Murf
     
  16. bmurphyfl

    bmurphyfl Member

    Jun 10, 2000
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    Jack Buck...what a dueche.

    Pat O'Brien...another dueche.

    Murf
     
  17. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    Two words: Frank Stallone!
     
  18. 655321

    655321 New Member

    Jul 21, 2002
    The Mission, SF
    Courtney Love...and let's be honest, she's a "media personality".
     
  19. guamster

    guamster Member+

    Mar 30, 2001
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    Tick-tock. Your 15 minutes are up.

    Please get off my television set, Trista and Ryan.

    All the others previously listed in this thread have some talent. These two morons met on a tv dating show and now we cannot get rid of them.
     
  20. PSU92

    PSU92 Member

    Feb 27, 1999
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    Ryan Seacrest
    Carson Daly
    Jim Gray
    Greg Gumbel
    Bryant Gumbel
    Ty Keough
     
  21. yellowbismark

    yellowbismark Member+

    Nov 7, 2000
    San Diego, CA
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    Bob Saget
    any of Frank Zappa's kids
    Carson Daly, any other MTV person
    Jay Leno
     
  22. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    HOW can you hate Conesy (I thought that nicname was hilarious)?
     
  23. M9fanatic

    M9fanatic Member

    Oct 31, 2000
    North Side.
    two words....

    Seacrest... oooooouuuuut!
     
  24. minorthreat

    minorthreat Member

    Jan 1, 2001
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    Being the world's best prop comedian is like being the world's fastest cripple.
     
  25. Malaga CF fan

    Malaga CF fan Member

    Apr 19, 2000
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    Celine Dion - more for the annoyance factor
    Joan and Melissa Rivers

    Basically, anyone on TV who has no discernable talent or purpose for their celebrity. Usually, they're the ones doing the red carpet work at awards shows or making cameos on the People's Choice Awards. Guh.

    It's funny, though. After living in Spain for a couple of years, I realized that every country has them. Spain has this game/reality/celebrity show called "Gente con Chispa" that always has a couple of well-known, even to Americans, Spanish celebrities, and then some people who you have no clue why they exist. Even my Spanish roommates couldn't tell me anything significant these people had done, they were just famous for being famous.
     

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