"Best Moment: Watching Howard get serenaded by MetroStar fans after playing his last match in MLS against New England before embarking on what has been a wildly successful season as Man. United's starting keeper." The reason why everyone should go on at least one roadtrip in their life.
Apparently he plays baseball for the New York Yankees: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/players/6154/
Is it possible to wear a New York Yankees uniform without being embarassed? Hell, if I showed up to a family reunion dressed like that, my relatives would be compelled to kill me to put me out of my misery.
Perfect opportunity for a joke I heard this week on Bob & Tom: A Yankees fan, Cubs fan and Red Sox fan are walking down the street after a ball game. They notice a leg sticking out of some bushes. Upon further examination they realize that it is a naked woman passed out in the bush. Feeling sorry for the woman the Red Soxs fan removes his cap and places it over her bare right breast. Also feeling sorry, the Cubs fan removes his cap and places it over the naked womans bare left breast. Feeling he should comply with the others actions the Yankees fan removes his cap and places it over the womans exposed crotch. Later a police investigator arrives on the scene to inspect the situation. He removes the Red Sox cap from the right breast, replaces the cap and makes a note on his pad. He removes the Cubs cap from the left breast, replaces the cap and makes another note in his pad. He then removes the Yankees cap from the womans crotch, only to replace it and look around confused. He does this two more times, still looking confused, then makes a final note in his pad. The Yankees fan, concerned, asks the investigator "Sir, is there a problem? I couldnt help but notice that you removed the other two caps only once, but had to look under mine three times, and still looked confused." The investigator, still visibly confused, replied "Yes, usually the only thing you find underneath a Yankees cap is an asshole."
Connolly got the Defender of the Year order backwards, though. Carlos has put in big time work on the Fire backline.