On the first day of Christmas the Fire gave to me a hot dog in a warm bun (to feed 500 fans). On the second day of Christmas the Fire gave to me two “editorials” and a hot dog in a warm bun. On the third day of Christmas the Fire gave to me three fireworks (to last 15 minutes), two “editorials” and a hot dog in a warm bun. On the fourth day of Christmas the Fire gave to me four away wins, three fireworks, two “editorials” and a hot dog in a warm bun. On the fifth day of Christmas the Fire gave to me five failed DPs, four away wins, three fireworks, two “editorials” and a hot dog in a warm bun. On the sixth day of Christmas the Fire gave to me six ticket rep reshuffles, five failed DPs, four away wins, three fireworks, two “editorials” and a hot dog in a warm bun. On the seventh day of Christmas the Fire gave to me seven tied games, six ticket rep reshuffles, five failed DPs, four away wins, three fireworks, two “editorials” and a hot dog in a warm bun. On the eighth day of Christmas the Fire gave to me eight non-soccer executives, seven tied games, six ticket rep reshuffles, five failed DPs, four away wins, three fireworks, two “editorials” and a hot dog in a warm bun. On the ninth day of Christmas the Fire gave to me nine busts at forward, eight non-soccer executives, seven tied games, six ticket rep reshuffles, five failed DPs, four away wins, three fireworks, two “editorials” and a hot dog in a warm bun. On the tenth day of Christmas the Fire gave to me ten navy jerseys, nine busts at forward, eight non-soccer executives, seven tied games, six ticket rep reshuffles, five failed DPs, four away wins, three fireworks, two “editorials” and a hot dog in a warm bun. On the eleventh day of Christmas the Fire gave to me eleven defensive midfielders, ten navy jerseys, nine busts at forward, eight non-soccer executives, seven tied games, six ticket rep reshuffles, five failed DPs, four away wins, three fireworks, two “editorials” and a hot dog in a warm bun. On the twelfth day of Christmas the Fire gave to me twelfth place in the table, eleven defensive midfielders, ten navy jerseys, nine busts at forward, eight non-soccer executives, seven tied games, six ticket rep reshuffles, five failed DPs, four away wins, three fireworks, two “editorials” and a hot dog in a warm bun. ---------- But seriously, Happy Holidays to my fellow Fire fans!!