This one time, a meteor fell from the sky and hit me in the chest. Fortunately, I was wearing my Marek Hamsik jersey. The meteor simply turned to dust upon impact and amazingly my jersey stayed clean. Thank you Marek
This one time, I was banging the shit outta Sal's mom. I realized it was definite i'd catch AIDS so I prayed to St. Marek. Magically, a container of ice cream appeared beside me. I did get AIDS, but the ice cream made everything better. Praise Marek
I recently played the lottery. I had to pick 6 numbers ranging from 1 to 49. I picked 17 and only 17. I won but I spent all the money on cocaine. Thank you Marek
This one time, I built a Delorean that could time travel and I went back in time to save my parents relationship and beat the piss out of this fcknut, Biff. Apparently, he was a Marek devotee. I let him live. Now the world is fcked. Praise Marek.
This one time, I was sat at my dinner table, it was mere coincidence and with fortune I just happened to be wearing my Hamsik shirt, a hot Japanese woman walked, took my plate of my dinner table, she then walked 3 metres away, put the plate on the floor, then proceeded to squat over the plate and took a shit on it. My mind slightly drifted as I was trying to work out why Will was sat in the corner with a video camera recording the unfolding events. The hot Japanese woman meanwhile, picked the plate up off of the floor, walked towards me and plonked the plate on the table in front of me, so I picked up my spoon, and took a scoop, stuck it in my mouth and chewed, it was a porridgey texture and consistency. I pondered on whether it could have done with some seasoning. Oh yea I remembered something, I just popped in here to mention I put my Hamsik shirt on the other day.
Dear Hamsik, Please let everyone know that we are awesome and that everything is going to be ok. Especially in our transfer thread. Shits gone loopy.
In honour of Hamsik I have had his face tattòoed on my left testicle. Not because of his 100th goal but because in honour of me Marek Hamsik has had a tattoo of my left testicle tattooed on his right testicle. God bless us both.
Passed Cavani, on his way to catch DIEGO! I LOOOVEEEEEE YOUUUUU CAPITANNOOO. I LOOOOOVEEE YUUUUU Why dafuq this thread is not the mother of all stickies? Hamisk is GOD is the 1st commandment all noobs Napoli fan should learn before daring this place.
I woke up the other night wth my Hamsik poster hanging behind me. A 60 year old woman began to strip infront of me. She kissed the poster, and jumped out the window. Long Live Marek.