Pube Hair, Guns, Smelly Sheets, Blood on Drapes, Broken toilets, Ghetto What is the LaQuninta Inn in Tulsa?
Which was also non stop comedy session. Ben gobbling down that piece of pizza with corn on it is just not right.
What is any Motel withing 10 minutes of downtown Miami, Alex? (anyone familiar with a s/florida punk band called dead german tourists?)
Hey! It was good and I was drunk, what did I care. At least my bed didnt have pubes in it. Really, more people should have stuck around Saturday night. Between FIFA 2002 and staring at the NRA dudes in all the rooms around us, it was quite entertaining.
With all NRA around we were in the safest place in the Ghetto. The real question was what to do to fit in, put on the do-rag or the rebel flag.