greatest football names

Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by afgrijselijkheid, Apr 27, 2003.

  1. afgrijselijkheid

    Dec 29, 2002
    mokum
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    my stupid parents!!! i want one of those bitchin world football names - feel free to add your doozies to my stellar list

    gio van bronckhurst (arse)
    mehdi mahdavikia (hamburg)
    ruud van nistelrooy (manU)
    ole gunnar solskaer (manU)
    nico van hoogdalem (schalke)
    rafael van der vaart (AJAX)
    stig tofting (bolton?)
    jean claude darcheville (bordeaux)
    steed malbranque (fulham)
    juan carlos valeron (depor)
    hugo armando campagnaro (piacenza i think)

    and the greatest name of any kind ever....

    PAPA BOUBA DIOP

    looking at my list, i guess its almost always cool to have more than a two-worded name
     
  2. afgrijselijkheid

    Dec 29, 2002
    mokum
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    and yes i was bored
     
  3. O'Dubhghaill Rules!

    May 21, 2001
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Johnny Doyle (Ayr, Celtic)
    John Doyle (Clash/Quakes) - although his mullet freaked me out.

    My parents got half of my name right, unfortunately is was the half that they didn't choose.

    Another one I like is Anthony Guy Marie Reveillère (Valencia). I had no idea how to pronounce Freddie Ljungberg's name until I actually heard it pronounced, so I guess that counts. Also George Best, just cause of how he could live up to his last name.

    And the Basque names are always good like Gaizka and Zubizaretta (sp?).
     
  4. ONE

    ONE Member

    Aug 11, 2000
    NOLA
    this contest ended the day Creedence Clearwater turned professional...
     
  5. mackem_ftm

    mackem_ftm New Member

    Jun 8, 2002
    York
    how about jermaine mcsporran?
     
  6. Naco

    Naco Member

    Aug 5, 2001
    Agreed and a half.

    Sean
     
  7. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Emmanuel Ammunike- props for both the "ammo" and the "nike" thing, even tho it'e "am-yoo-NEE-kay". Should be a forward's name, tho.

    Diego Armando Maradona

    Socrates.

    In accordance with my respect for Pele, I created a WE6 player named "Edson X". Pele's probably Catholic, but WTF...

    Thomas Nkono

    Bouwhatever Zenden. Sounds like a chessplayer.

    Carlos Roa. Reminds me of Patrick Roy, same job, different sport, slightly different pronunciation.

    Zinedine Zidane sounds cool, but "Zizou" does NOT.

    Andoni Zubizzarreta, mentioned earlier.

    In a hokey sort of way, Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. Same with Gianluca Pagliuca ("I live on the second floor...").

    The rest of the world can bid "Adu" :) to any hopes of ignoring the USA in about seven years.

    And Credence still leads the pack...

    Worst names:

    Pierre van Hooijdonk (sounds like the ball coming off the post)

    Felix Magath. Sounds like a fly's offspring.

    David Seaman.

    Sergio Goicoechea (sp?)
     
  8. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Somebody's folks did that to them? I hope he doesn't play for Ajax.
     
  9. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    I believe Johann De Kock is up for the challenge.
     
  10. odg78

    odg78 Member

    Feb 14, 2001
    North Carolina
    Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink has always been a great name in my opinion.



    And who can forget Argel ******************s?
     
  11. afgrijselijkheid

    Dec 29, 2002
    mokum
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    i was just gonna put that - good call

    some more:
    dede (dortmund)
    kleberson (atl paranaese... for now)
    braulio luna (cruz azul?)
    bodo balde (celtic)
    florin radiociou (bastia?)
    wesley sonck (brugge)
    kanu (arsenal)
    sergio conceicao (inter)
    samuel eto'o (mallorca)
    peter van der heyden (brugge?)

    favorites from the past:
    rai
    shep messing
    jairzinho
    marco van basten
     
  12. BadReligion

    BadReligion New Member

    Dec 26, 2002
    Washington, DC
    Formerly of Bolton, now a member of one of england's finest prison teams.
     
  13. Mobile

    Mobile New Member

    Jul 29, 2002
    Melbourne
    Gianluca Pagliuca.
     
  14. Excape Goat

    Excape Goat Member+

    Mar 18, 1999
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Wolfgang Wolf, the former coach at Wolfsburg.
     
  15. comme

    comme Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 21, 2003
    There is someone in the second division called something like Danny Invincible.
     
  16. Mobile

    Mobile New Member

    Jul 29, 2002
    Melbourne
    He plays for Swindon.

    Dickson Etuhu is a pretty good one, as is Junior MacDougal.
     
  17. astabooty

    astabooty Member

    Nov 16, 2002
    China
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Socrates is the best ever. And why no love for Pierre van Hooijdonk?

    Hesselink's is pretty damn cool too.
     
  18. Turk from Pigs Eye

    Turk from Pigs Eye New Member

    Jun 14, 2002
    Pigs Eye (St. Paul),
    I fixed your spelling using Word Spellcheck:

    goof van bronchus (arise)
    media mash device (homburg)
    round van instep roof (menu)
    ole gunnery folksier (menu)
    nacho van hoodlums (chalked)
    Rafael van deer part (AJAX)
    stigma tooting (Bolton?)
    jean clause darcheville (bordeaux)
    steed malbranque (flam)
    jaunt carols aileron (décor)
    huge Armando campaigner (placenta I think)

    and the greatest name of any kind ever....

    papa booby droop
     
  19. gildarkevin

    gildarkevin Member

    Aug 26, 2002
    Washington, DC
    Junior Agogo is always a good one.

    And I'm a bit surprised that no one has been juvenile enough to mention the Brazilia Kaka.

    Though I'm a bit suspicious of putting any Brazilian on this list, given the fact that I (or my friends) could easily come up with a unique one name moniker for me to play by if the situation arose.
     
  20. mackem_ftm

    mackem_ftm New Member

    Jun 8, 2002
    York
    Classic.
     
  21. Aguilas Del America

    Oct 28, 2002
    Nido de Coapa
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Ze Roberto (AC Milan)
    Fillipo Inzaghi (AC Milan)
    Ole Gunnar Solksjaer (Manchester Untd)
    Giovani Elber(sp?) (Bayern Munchen)
    Robert Pires (Arsenal)
    Julio Cesar Pinheiro (Ex Cruz Azul)
    Allesandro Del Piero (Juventus)
    Roberto Alvez Zague (Necaxa)
    Giovani Van Bronkhosrt (sp?) (Arsenal)
    Illhan Mansiz (Besiktas)
    Thierry Henry (Arsenal)
    Salif Diao (Liverpool)
     
  22. Turk from Pigs Eye

    Turk from Pigs Eye New Member

    Jun 14, 2002
    Pigs Eye (St. Paul),
    You asked for it:

    Zed Roberto (AC Milan)
    Filliped Insignia (AC Milan)
    Ole Gunnery Socks Jar (Manchester Untidy)
    Giovanni Elder(sp?) (Buyer Munching)
    Robert Pies (Arsenal)
    Julio Cesar Punchier (Ex Cruz Zulu)
    Alexandra Del Peru (Fuentes)
    Roberto Valves Zagreb (Nevada)
    Giovanni Van Broncos (sp?) (Arsenal)
    Lillian Mantis (Bisects)
    Thierry Henry (Arsenal)
    Salad Die (Liverpool)
     
  23. Cyril Makanaky
    Danny Sh!ttu
    Carlos McAllister
     
  24. doolittledog2

    doolittledog2 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Iowa
    I suppose Daniel Shittu of QPR has to be metioned here. Recently got a call up to Nigeria's team. Defender that can get forward and score some goals. But then again. Creedence Clearwater beats anyone on this list.
     
  25. writered21

    writered21 Member+

    Jul 14, 2001
    Middle of the Road
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I had always hoped a transfer deal would land Nicky Butt and Dean Windass on the same team.
     

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