Great Quotes in football

Discussion in 'Soccer History' started by Excape Goat, Feb 8, 2006.

  1. Colorado_GAUCHO

    Nov 16, 2004
    Porto Alegre-BRASIL
    Club:
    Internacional Porto Alegre
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    Americans don't know Geography. It's a fact. They barely know their own country. Talking about World Geography? Maybe 5% of people in that country know a bit, but for the most part the college graduates in America know less geography than junior high people where I went to school.
     
  2. Big Soccer Member

    Jan 16, 2008
    Surrey, England
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    "I never make predictions and I never will."

    Paul 'daft as a brush' Gascoigne
     
  3. KaliPortland

    KaliPortland New Member

    Aug 10, 2009
    It's better to get dirty than to get hurt.

    -my 4th grade coach (in response to little girls falling without putting their hands down first)
     
  4. KyleP

    KyleP Member

    Jan 24, 2009
    Club:
    AC Milan
    "We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought."
    - Sir Bobby Robson (1933-2009)
     
  5. harkes6

    harkes6 Member

    Apr 24, 2007
    san francisco
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    more by the late Sir Bobby:

    "What can I say about Peter Shilton? Peter Shilton is Peter Shilton, and he has been Peter Shilton since the year dot."

    "I would have given my right arm to be a pianist."
    he would have been a helluva one armed pianist :D
     
  6. Dimuha

    Dimuha Member

    Oct 18, 2007
    northpole Chicago
    Club:
    CSKA Moskva
    Nat'l Team:
    Russia
    Someone might have posted this but absolutely nothing beats this one from an Uruguayan poet I believe.

    " In a man's life he can switch wives, switch religions, but never his football team."

    So true.
     
  7. CACuzcatlan

    CACuzcatlan Member

    Jun 11, 2007
    San Francisco, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Do you the name of the poet? I've heard many variations of this, but don't know what the original is or who wrote it.
     
  8. glennaldo_sf

    glennaldo_sf Member+

    Houston Dynamo, Penang FC, Al Duhail
    United States
    Nov 25, 2004
    Doha, Qatar
    Club:
    FL Fart Vang Hedmark
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Good thread btw! Need to subscribe so I'll just throw in this one from Kevin Keegan back in 96 when Newcastle had just lost to Man United @ Old Trafford...

    "The circus came to town but the lions and tigers and bears didn't show up...."
     
  9. deuteronomy

    deuteronomy Member+

    Angkor Siem Reap FC
    United States
    Aug 12, 2008
    at the pitch
    Club:
    Siem Reap Angkor FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan.
    Eric Cantona
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovYWY4Pf9_M&feature=related"]YouTube - Cantona Kun Fu Kick[/ame]
     
  10. deuteronomy

    deuteronomy Member+

    Angkor Siem Reap FC
    United States
    Aug 12, 2008
    at the pitch
    Club:
    Siem Reap Angkor FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe they're Friendly
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOM1k4oLGJU&feature=related"]YouTube - Nike Soccer Commercial - Good vs. Evil[/ame]

    Au Revoir
     
  11. aguimarães

    aguimarães Member

    Apr 19, 2006
    Club:
    LD Alajuelense
    In the aftermath of Zidane-Materazzi 2006...


    I would have broken Materazzi´s head...I don´t know how you can insult another man and expect nothing to happen.
    -former Argentine/Real Madrid star Alfredo di Stefano


    If it´s true what he said, (Zidane) bring me Materazzi´s balls back on a platter.
    -Zidane´s mother


    He is a national hero...he did it for Algeria.
    -Algerian President Abdelaziz Bouteflika


    For me the mother is sacred...It is absolutely not true...I did not call him a terrorist...I am ignorant, I don´t even know these things.
    -Marco Materazzi


    Zizu could not control himself. Unfortunately he is someone who reacts to things.
    -French coach Aimé Jaquet


    He said very tough words about my sister and mother. I tried not to listen, but he kept repeating them...I do not express regret because that would mean he was right to say that...There was a serious provocation. My act is not forgivable, but they must punish the true guilty party, and the guilty party is the one who provokes.
    -Zinedine Zidane
     
  12. Big Soccer Member

    Jan 16, 2008
    Surrey, England
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    "Michael Owen - hes got the legs of a salmon." Craig Brown (Commentator)
     
  13. armaggedon1108

    armaggedon1108 New Member

    Aug 27, 2009
    Club:
    AC Milan
  14. Sinestro

    Sinestro New Member

    Aug 18, 2009
    USA
    Club:
    Corinthians Sao Paulo
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    Romario on Pele.."Pele with his mouth shut is the worlds greatest poet"

    Romario on rivalries..."I don't hate any team I just hate goalkeepers"
     
  15. Roger Allaway

    Roger Allaway Member+

    Apr 22, 2009
    Warminster, Pa.
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Michael Parkinson, a columnist for the Sunday Times of London, on Don Revie after Revie had quit as coach of England to become coach of the United Arab Emirates: "His writings on the game are being translated into Arabic from the original gibberish."
     
  16. frasermc

    frasermc Take your flunky and dangle

    Celtic
    Scotland
    Jul 28, 2006
    Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
    Club:
    Celtic FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Scotland
    Interviewer looks for a comment from then Celtic manager Gordon Strachan after a match has just finished.


    Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
    Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]
     
  17. barack_obampot

    barack_obampot BigSoccer Supporter

    Feb 28, 2009
    "Jim Baxter should have been a Brazilian" - Pele
     
  18. geego

    geego New Member

    May 14, 2006
    "Raymond Domenech is the most useless coach in french soccer after Louis XVI" - Eric Cantona
     
  19. kingkong1

    kingkong1 New Member

    Nov 12, 2007
    Rio, Brazil
    Club:
    Flamengo Rio Janeiro
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    An unknown Brazilian province coach:

    "I hint if the kid is good just by the way he lays his luggage on the dressroom floor"
    :p
     
  20. Colorado_GAUCHO

    Nov 16, 2004
    Porto Alegre-BRASIL
    Club:
    Internacional Porto Alegre
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    Who's Jim Baxter?
     
  21. barack_obampot

    barack_obampot BigSoccer Supporter

    Feb 28, 2009
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RyCt1B5RXk"]YouTube- Jim baxter Rangers and Scotlands finest player[/ame]
     
  22. deuteronomy

    deuteronomy Member+

    Angkor Siem Reap FC
    United States
    Aug 12, 2008
    at the pitch
    Club:
    Siem Reap Angkor FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Q: How can you tell ET is a Rangers fan?

    A: Because he looks like one.
     
  23. deuteronomy

    deuteronomy Member+

    Angkor Siem Reap FC
    United States
    Aug 12, 2008
    at the pitch
    Club:
    Siem Reap Angkor FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A Rangers and Celtic fan get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the Celtic fan says, "So you're a Rangers fan, that's interesting. I'm a Celtic fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

    The Rangers fan replied,"Totally agree - this must be a sign from God!" The Rangers fan went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?"

    He hands the bottle to the Celtic fan who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Rangers fan. The Rangers fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands back to the Celtic fan. The Celtic fan asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Rangers fan replies, "Nah...I think I'll just wait for the police......"
     
  24. barack_obampot

    barack_obampot BigSoccer Supporter

    Feb 28, 2009
    I think it's supposed to be quotes, not jokes.
     
  25. lost

    lost Member

    May 24, 2006
    England
    fergie wouldnt even sell a virus to that mob at real madrid, and if he ever buys pasta in italy, he checks under the sauce just to check. furthermore filipo inzaghi was born offisde. not a great return for a 40 year career in football but a few gems.

    greatest quote ever, if a little undeserved, was jose calling wenger a voyeur who looks at people through telescopes like a peeping tom.

    cruyff had a quote about how easy it was to play the english but i cant remmeber it.

    paisley had some gems, including one, before a final in rome, that the last time he had been there was in a tank.
     

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