"Count Robert de La Rochefoucauld, who has died aged 88, escaped from Occupied France to join the Special Operations Executive (SOE); parachuted back on sabotage missions, he twice faced execution, only to escape on both occasions, once dressed as a Nazi guard." It gets even better. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9365640/Count-Robert-de-La-Rochefoucauld.html
The obituary of Alma Mahler-Gropius-Werfel (by way of Tom Lehrer) The loveliest girl in vienna Was alma, the smartest as well. Once you picked her up on your antenna, You'd never be free of her spell. Her lovers were many and varied, From the day she began her -- beguine. There were three famous ones whom she married, And God knows how many between. Alma, tell us! All modern women are jealous. Which of your magical wands Got you gustav and walter and franz? The first one she married was mahler, Whose buddies all knew him as gustav. And each time he saw her he'd holler: "ach, that is the fraulein I moost have!" Their marriage, however, was murder. He'd scream to the heavens above, "i'm writing das lied von der erde, And she only wants to make love!" Alma, tell us! All modern women are jealous. You should have a statue in bronze For bagging gustav and walter and franz. While married to gus, she met gropius, And soon she was swinging with walter. Gus died, and her tear drops were copious. She cried all the way to the altar. But he would work late at the bauhaus, And only came home now and then. She said, "what am I running? a chow house? It's time to change partners again." Alma, tell us! All modern women are jealous. Though you didn't even use ponds, You got gustav and walter and franz. While married to walt she'd met werfel, And he too was caught in her net. He married her, but he was carefell, 'cause alma was no bernadette. And that is the story of alma, Who knew how to receive and to give. The body that reached her embalma' Was one that had known how to live. Alma, tell us! How can they help being jealous? Ducks always envy the swans Who get gustav and walter, You never did falter, With gustav and walter and franz.
Always liked this one: http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/denverpost/obituary.aspx?n=michael-blanchard-flathead&pid=156944598 A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.