GOP Failure Watch Part VI (Majority in House Edition) The Insurrection Caucus Sh*tshow.

Russia, if you’re listening from inside a senator’s office…

US Senator, Rand Paul not only had his campaign manager go to prison for taking Russian money but now one of his advisors is indicted as a Russian spy.

Yet, @RandPaul is STILL a US Senator. And STILL voting exactly as he's instructed by his Russian handlers. https://t.co/Ca6l8azTuL

— Jay in Kyiv (@JayinKyiv) September 6, 2024

 

Wtaf.....how is this reality?

Where's the black cat walking by twice to snap me out of this?

 

It’s been an open secret for a long time that Rand is on Putin’s payroll. There are several congress-critters on the dole, many in power positions, so they all just look the other way.

 

Ghoul & Orcs Party...

This jackass running for Governor in North Carolina, Mark Robinson, thinks children dying in school shootings are a laughing matter.

This is grotesque and disqualifying.
You CAN’T let him win, North Carolina.pic.twitter.com/GwxZKWJ276

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) September 6, 2024

 

There was a long tweet from Sebastian Gorka about being approached by the Tenet Media people wanting him to join, and for quite a bit of money. But while he is a horrible person, he at least had the integrity to ask where the money was coming from, and didn't believe the story about Gregoriann, so he didn't join in.

Posting a picture of his tweet because I don't want to give him views.

 

pic.twitter.com/HcxcpWCjhQ

— blue wave incoming 🌊 (@whereami345) September 12, 2024

 

Looks fake, funny anyway…

I don't think this new billboard for the pet eating hoax is quite the flex the Arizona GOP thinks it is @AZGOP pic.twitter.com/xxu3jJbgwj

— TheRealThelmaJohnson (@TheRealThelmaJ1) September 11, 2024

 

How long have LGBT people been involved in teaching the arts? I demand answers! https://t.co/CssB1wG281

— Eric Kleefeld (@EricKleefeld) September 12, 2024

 

I often dream of the Rapture coming and taking Chip and all those like him to heaven and clearing the way for the rest of us to make the best of what's still around, and help the sixth grader develop his sense of rhythm without fussing about the genitalia of the teacher.

Then I wake up and realize the teacher and the sixth grader are both far better candidates to be taken, and Chip, left behind, will recalibrate and declare himself a Boddhisatva and demand that we all do as he says or we won't achieve enlightenment...

 

I made the mistake of reading the comments to see what "Arby's in her pants" means. I have nothing but disdain for MTG, but I still kind of wish I hadn't.

 

Have the Republicans considered shutting down the government right before the election? That could play well among the "People Who Like To Shoot Themselves In The Dick" population.

 

I will say "Zangief cosplayer" shows proper gamer cred and is a great putdown. Kudos for that one.

 

Please tell me.

 

I very rarely see arguments in my store. But nothing tops the vocal brutality of two middle-aged women going at it. And they always go below the belt.

 

Trump has called for it, yes...

 

Ah, that's just terrible news






So anyway

 

...and the media will blame Biden and Harris for not compromising with the fascists. Again.

 

You know how black choir directors have been called zesty!?! But the choir loves them and they are probably the best choir directors the church has had in ages. He is also part of the reason of their increased attendance at service and people signing up so they ain't going to ask and he ain't going to tell and everybody's just going to keep it moving. And yet they say, they'll pray for him.

 

Does it have anything to do with their ad slogan "We have the meats!" ?

 

They'll tolerate us provided we are entertaining them somehow. That was true for ages in the movies as well - we only lived in the movies if our lives entertained straights. If the movie were about us trying to have happy lives without being entertainment for straights, we would normally die somehow (or maybe end up in prison if they were lesbian).