GOP Failure Watch Part VI (Majority in House Edition) The Insurrection Caucus Sh*tshow.

Posted over in the Senate elections thread. Rosendale's spokesman claims it is a lie and that Heitcamp will be hearing from his lawyers soon:

 

Lady doth protest too much!!

 

"With Smirnov disgraced, Comer is now relying on the jailhouse testimony of a guy convicted of swindling Native American tribes who claims to have a draft email from Hunter proving Joe was 'keen' on joining the board of a CCP-linked company. Sounds legit!" https://t.co/8lwzyHxLwI

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 26, 2024

 

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did you respond to the wrong post? I can’t figure out a talk to text angle here

 

Rosendale and history being all upset and threatening defamation only means it's true. They are huffing and puffing for no reason.

 

So when Jean Carroll huffed and puffed about the things Trump said about her, that only proved she was lying. Got it.

I forgot who it was that thought my whole “if there was a Trump of the left, he’d have a lot of fans in this forum” was bullshit and asked me to cite examples was, so I can’t tag that person, but here’s another example.

I have no earthly idea whether or not it’s true, but the idea that Rosendale is upset about it makes it true is silliness in stilts.

Let’s see how things play out, ok?

 

If only we had a long history of conservatives, politicians in particular, of doing the very acts they shout against to guide us in our condemnation.

We are sheep to the TotL.

 

Speak for yourself.

 

I was responding to sarcasm with sincerity to point out the lack of self reflection by the sarcasmer. I often do that when I’m the sarcasmee. Im reiterating.

 

Nazis hate ice cream…

these freaks want to dictate how you eat ice cream pic.twitter.com/pN0HHoNc7b

— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) February 27, 2024

and sun glasses:

Watters: I have seen people put their sunglasses on. I've never clapped. I've never laughed. What's so funny about a man putting his sunglasses on? pic.twitter.com/eJTTb6C5kv

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 27, 2024

 

That is why I buy Paletas, I don't want to be judged like that.

 

“When you see Trump with Putin, as I have on a few occassions, he’s like the 12-year old boy that goes to high school and meets the captain of the football team. ‘My hero!’ It’s really creepy.” @TurnbullMalcolm , 29th Prime Minister of Australia. pic.twitter.com/OzmquCObAU

— Rae 🇦🇺🌻 @raecattach@mastodon.au (@RaeCattach) February 27, 2024

 

Context for tonight: "Uncommitted" has tended to get ~20K votes in recent Michigan presidential primaries

Dem:
19K (1%) in '20
22K (2%) in '16
21K (11%) in '12
238K (40%) in '08 (NOTE: Obama was not on ballot)

GOP:
28K (4%) in '20
23K (2%) in '16
19K (2%) in '12
18K (2%) in '08

— Kabir K. / kabirkhanna.bsky.social (@kabir_here) February 27, 2024

 

To be fair, if you’re a Republican and you stop lying you become functionally a Biden surrogate. But that doesn’t means she wants to be. There’s just no way around it.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) February 27, 2024

 

Presidential candidates should not be lionizing people who light themselves on fire and die. No political movement that is moral asks this of its supporters. This is cult behavior. pic.twitter.com/oz8l3mdwNs

— Alex גדעון בן װעלװל (@JewishWonk) February 27, 2024

 

I was going to say uncommitted shouldn’t be in this thread. But I guarantee the funding for it is coming from the same sources that fund this shit show…so on topic.

 

Is it wrong to root for Newt so the RNC can shovel its money into Trump's legal bills and not into Republican campaigns where it's needed? https://t.co/P1j2qAeVRw

— Michael McDonald (@ElectProject) February 26, 2024

 

Clay Travis is kind of a 2nd tier Alec Jones type

One, he clearly wasn't alone. He was w/ Seth Meyers following a taped appearance in Meyer's show. Two, what is super weird is a grown man using the enjoyment of ice cream as a cause for criticism. It's just a dumb post... Third, I'm heading out to get a vanilla milkshake - alone. https://t.co/pJmcTs3bhi

— Todd Eberly (@ToddEberly) February 27, 2024

Is he supposed to self-flagellate until we have world peace and no hunger and no suffering? Are there no real issues left to criticize Biden for? All that’s left is “eating ice cream while the world’s not perfect”?

— Todd Eberly (@ToddEberly) February 27, 2024

 

Ice cream is this year's tan suit or saluting-while-holding-coffee.

 

I think they’d ban the wet martinis first, but you know dry is just the next domino.