GOP Failure Watch Part V (the Minority in Congress edition)

Is this a serious question?

 

Phuck No!! Scumbags gonna scumbag!

 

Two 'Mericas

nobody threatened to blow up a truck after the email lady lost, just saying

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) August 20, 2021

 

Studying for this Jeopardy shouldn't be hard

May I be the first to nominate Meghan McCain as the next host of jeopardy pic.twitter.com/0P51VESlBL

— Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDBALL AT 7PM ON MSNBC (@MattNegrin) August 20, 2021

 

Won by abouy 3,000,000 votes, but that was just the "people" voting, so it does not count.

Just imagine if Tr*mp had more votes in either election but still lost! The "steal" claims would be 10x louder and more violent.

 

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No Speaker McCarthy!

 

Matt Gaetz gets hitched. She looks over 18

Rep. Matt Gaetz tied the knot to his longtime partner Ginger Luckey as the feds' investigation into him heats up.

Over the weekend, the Florida politician posted a photo from his ceremony at Catalina Island off the coast of California.

https://radaronline.com/p/matt-gaetz-florida-married-longtime-girlfriend-ginger-luckey/

 

That one in the right is just the GermanCoat of Arms, nothing particularly “white power” about it; obviously there by mistake.

I’m a bit offended that it’s there with all that other nonsense.

 

Spouses can't testify.

 

Good catch.

 

Being cynical....was my 1st thought!

 

FYP

 

and that pre-nup could be a doozy.

 

Can't be forced to testify.

 

In reality, I bet she's neither.

 

Considering what Ginger's sister said about Matt, I bet that was a doozy of a wedding.

 

Rudy shaving at a JFK restaurant. Michael Rapaport commentary NSFW

Rudy Giuliani shaving at a table in a restaurant. The @MichaelRapaport coverage of the event is classic. pic.twitter.com/sNvsP9xvNE

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) August 23, 2021

 

Lovely couple they deserve each other but do we deserve them. Another guy who likes to wave his dick in public. But this one went to jail. The other won a place on the SCOTUS.


GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert and husband racked up arrests in home district.

Rep. Lauren Boebert, the gun-totingfreshman Republican Colorado congresswoman who ran on a law-and-order platform, has had several dust-ups with police, starting as a teenager.

The 34-year-old lawmaker, who beat her district’s very conservative Rep. Scott Tipton in a primary upset last June, has a rap sheet unusually long for a member of Congress.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/16/gop-rep-lauren-boebert-and-husband-have-racked-up-arrests/

 

If no Republican running could figure out how to expose this while running against her then this Colorado district deserves her.

 

This sounds like extortion and/or obstruction of justice

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Now I understand why libertarians caucus with the Republican party.

 

A slightly different take on the GOP:

The Republican Party resembles a slightly more backward and less tolerant Taliban - but with a shit ton more imbeciles.

— Jeff Timmer (@jefftimmer) September 1, 2021

 

GQP best and brightest:

U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert received her GED diploma a few months before winning election to the House of Representatives. An acquaintance of Boebert informed me “Someone not only paid for it, but took it for her after she failed the second time.”

— Toby Morton (@tobymorton) September 7, 2021