I knew that you'd bite. No, it's maternity leave. It doesn't matter whether you are the father or not. As long as you are living with the woman at the time of the birth. You can, in fact, be her brother, or father,as long as you have the same address.
That happens in Tasmania where incest is a game the whole family can play!! In fact it is a well know fact that in Tasmaina, 2 heads are better than one....trouble is they tend to be on the same neck!!
A White House official reported to George W Bush that Three Brazillian soldiers were killed in Iraq. The President went pale, and asked, "Just how many is a brazillion?"
Americans think that the people who live in Dumbfůckistan are Finnish? If they are gonna be that thick they could at least spell it right.