Get out the turkey baster, Lulu The gravy train is a-comin' http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,271116,00.html
jodilynn jacob is a good man, he plays on my softball team and helped me put a hemi into my monster truck. however who is carl frampton? we were told that the sperm came from david crosby. why wouldn't the sperm donor be responsible though? you republicans are always tryinng to penalyze us by hitting our pocketbooks. remember when steve 'the asshole' forbes wanted to hurt people like my partner who are not well endowed by hitting her with a 'flat tax' ?
Didn't Frampton do "Show Me the Way" in the 1970's? What's wrong with him? Only some washed up ex-member of the Byrds is good enough for you? You need to eat some humble hair pie, Lulu.
Yes. Because the loadblower would be out of the equation all together as there is another legal parent in the mix.
he wasn't in the byrds you are thinking of bing crosby. i am talking about david crosby who did the pudding commercials and was theo huxtbles dad on the crosby show.
You think that will stop a lawyer who can sue McDonalds for a hot coffee spill? Matt, you're an incorrigible optimist. I know that because you keep trying to engage liberals in a meaningful socratic dialog.
Technically yes. But if a child is adopted the biological parents forfeit their rights and responsibilities. This would be similar as the original intent was for these two women to be the parents. Meanwhile, all this dude expected out of the deal was to dump his load for a good cause. Poor bastard.
Still, even with that logical conclusion, you still couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a lawyer who would jump at the chance for that suit, and it'd probably be easy to find a judge in California who wouldn't side with them in the first place. Also, does marital status currently establish paternity automatically? If not, then I don't think this a dilema gay marriage would solve... This is one of those stories that convinces me that once science comes up with a way for women to asexually reproduce (without the need of sperm) that lesbians are going to slaughter anything with a cock. Care to comment, Lulu?
we will always need cocks for something. I have cox cable. My alma matters football team name is the gamecocks. When I sue you I plan to use the law offices of the late Johnny Cochran. When I hang out in Archer's forum I read posts by a bunch of cocks.
Do we need them to spread the HPV? I guess when you wax oracular, that's always a danger. Meanwhile, what four letter word fits you? Lemmm see...I know it...I know it... Oh, yeah, that's right. Runt!! P.S. For your small brain, what I just did to you is called "wit." Some, like runts, are "witless." Meanwhile, when you can keep up with us, hurry on back. As I result, I expect you to return to this forum in, I dunno, 20 years, maybe? If you study.
When you want to invest you play the cock market. Back in the 80's you started a band called 'A Cock of Seagulls'. You watch wrestling because you know what the cock is cooking. When you go on bigsoccer your posts are so ridiculous that people accuse you of being a cock puppet. You hate Michael Moore but you love cockumentaries. cock cock cock cock. thats all you think about kkkarl.
Runt runt runt. That's all that you are. When you try to get intimate, you can never hit the balls hard, the only techniqe you have is the bunt. You never engage in socially acceptable sexual behavior, all you have at your disposal is the stunt. You can never get into the erogenous zone for a touchdown, because when push comes to pleasing, all you can be is a punt-er. When you look for the organs of sexual pleasure, you can't find them because you are completely flummoxed by the hunt. P.S. I'm cleverer and smarter than you. Was then, am now, always will be. Start studying and come back in 15 years. See ya.
Sorry Karl we're all gay - it's in our biology to see that you're an asshole you don't need to study proctology C-unt? Sniffle sniffle, give me a freaking break Save that shit for Jerry, or reruns of Ricki Lake Karl you're weak, gotta say that your rap is bland I've seen better defenses from earthquake victims in pakistan can make spoons bend, like Uri Gellar or Kreskin You must be Linda Blair, cause I just made your head spin I keep knocking you down like I was Jack the Ripper Hold on a second let me undo my zipper Now Karl kindly bend down and do that thing you get paid to do As I spray these funky lyricals attacks all over you you can amass an army and pick any jerk you please I'll knock em all down like I was herculese I got my own crew like I was Mutaqda Al Sadr I'm like Darth Vader, I'll cut off your hand and tell you I'm your father I'll put your family in cages like this was a safari while you're playing atari, I'm the former prime minister like Ibrahim Jaafari your skills have holes like mesh Putting deoderant over dirt does not make you fresh ok, I am the cardinal of exemplary, so remember me as the man who didn't like snow so he made the world december free I got mad skills, I drive coup devilles One South American country wasn't enough so I bought two Brazil's I Bought a mansion in Beverly Hills I make love to old ladies to get in their wills including your mom, I hit it all night long Don't believe me? Then why does my RUNT smell like her lip balm? I can make use of every single syllable then charge you for reading it, because my skills are billable So stick to bull, you could be a matador and what's up with your nappy hair? Don't you know that's what a hat is for? you could run with bulls in the center of metropolis but the bull would bite you in the ass and laugh would the local populace How about I make your girlfriend buy me pizza papilas I'd offer a slice to you, but I already punched you in the asaphogus I remember you Karl, when you see a homo you start shoutin yet I remember seeing you on your knees in 'brokeback mountain' I remember you on gilligans island playing the skipper I remember you on Familty Ties, playing with Skippees zipper I remember you on three's company, bending over for Jack Tripper I remember you on the "what's happening" but shirley was mad you didn't tip her I remember you on the Real World when they kicked you off the cast I remember you were puck, what the ********? I wanted to kick your ass I remember you on All My Children when you had sex with that old Bitch I remember the next day you had a paternity test on Maury Povich I remember hearing that you did some porn for the Spice channel I remember you were on Celebrity Squares, but you're no celeb so they kicked you off the pannel
Sorry LuLu, to devote such energy to useless praddle I must be a considerable burr up your saddle. Tell me, do you think you are really Venus? Or, in fact, do you envy the penis? Or simply long for it And put your thong on for it Or sing your stupid song for it Imagining the middle finger or the tongue as it. Because you clearly are so obsessed with it, You must put on a pair of pants daily And believe you have just dressed with it. Oh, no! that can’t be so Otherwise someone might call you ‘ho. Believe me, you’re still a runt Suckin’ d---s under the promenade. But in the end, no verse or clever stade Will change the reality Of your inept intellectuality. Even as you struggle with Your sexuality.
KKKarl let's pretend I wasn't a lesbian If you were hung like a horse I would not be an equestrian because this is what the trick is you're a disgusting human being no matter how big you claim your dick is you're not intellectual, you're attacks are ineffectual all to hide the fact that you're a latent homosexual this may sound cruel but it's certainly true you couldn't handle me, I'm too much woman for you you're sad, we got a picture of you at the local GLAAD when you masturbated over Bush's picture you said it wasn't so bad no matter how much you complain and whine you ain't shit compared to lulu 69
But in the end, no verse or clever stade Will change the reality Of your inept intellectuality. Even as you struggle with Your sexuality. Q.E.D.