So I watched the first 2 minutes of According to Jim (stupid show with a Belushi) and the little kid is drawing. Jim: what are you drawing? Kid: Me and God playing soccer. Jim: Ah, that's nice, but God doesn't play soccer, he plays football. AAAACCCKK!!! I'm sorry. I had to tell someone about this travesty on my television, and you guys got picked.
I don't even care about that, but According to Jim is one of the unfunniest sitcoms ever to be on television. Even Entertainment Weekly makes fun of its awfulness.
I never, ever thought I would see the day when Mr. Shamgodd here makes an appearance on BigSoccer. Any idea where God is these days?
God played in China for a couple of seasons and is now in Saudi Arabia from what I can tell. Looking at his bio, God has been everywhere. http://www.asia-basket.com/CHNplayer.asp?PlayerID=19581
--Hmm. There's some rapper from Queens running around telling everyone that he's his son. I guess you can't believe everything you hear.
Chico has it absolutely right: God may not play soccer (anymore), but it sure does watch a helluva lot of it. Takes it away from all the other crap of its World. !Viva el Futbol y Dios!!
Note that all my jokes come from Friends episodes, although I hated that sitcom. The main point is, media is so powerful in promoting capitalism without opposition and allienate us from reality, that we do things we don't like or are not reasonal without even knowing why. Discuss people.