Give that Caption 2-28-03

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by Sweeper, Feb 28, 2003.

  1. Sweeper

    Sweeper New Member

    Feb 11, 1999
    #1 Sweeper, Feb 28, 2003
    New Rapids signing Zizi Roberts in action with the Liberian National Team:

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    I'll be the first entry......

    Zizi is zi pappa, not zi mama........
     
  2. Dave Brull

    Dave Brull Member

    Mar 9, 2001
    Mayfield Hts, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2 Dave Brull, Feb 28, 2003
    On Friday, Liberian National foriward Zizi Roberts became the first person in history to give birth to a fully-grown, fully-dressed soccer player.
     
  3. SankaCofie

    SankaCofie Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    Skorgolia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    #3 SankaCofie, Feb 28, 2003
    i signed with MLS so that i could be close to american doctors because... well... i think i'm growing this second, evil, torso.
     
  4. Wallydrag

    Wallydrag BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 24, 2002
    Oklahoma City
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #4 Wallydrag, Feb 28, 2003
    African Siamese twins joined at the hip who hate each other over football.

    "Tambiki FC is the best!!!" one twin stated. "No they're not, Ajax Bitanga is!!!" lashed backed the other twin. "I hate you!!! You're not my brother!!!" A brawl later ensued leaving 3 wounded and the brother in ICU, both legs broken, effectively ending their professional soccer ambitions.
     
  5. LMoroney

    LMoroney Member

    Jan 28, 1999
    #5 LMoroney, Feb 28, 2003
    C'mon ref. My butt was ONSIDE.

    :L
     
  6. roarksown1

    roarksown1 Member

    Mar 30, 2001
    Playa del Rey, CA
    Club:
    Hamburger SV
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #6 roarksown1, Feb 28, 2003
    "You know, you really should go see a doctor about this...you never quite know about those Thai masseuses..."
     
  7. crewcrazy17

    crewcrazy17 Member

    Mar 5, 2002
    Medina
    #7 crewcrazy17, Feb 28, 2003
    Zizi Roberts in his audition for sister #3 in The Shawshank Redemption.
     
  8. jdonnici

    jdonnici Member

    Aug 27, 2002
    Westminster, CO
    #8 jdonnici, Feb 28, 2003
    "Must... hold on... for... 8... seconds!"
     
  9. dcufan1984

    dcufan1984 Member

    Feb 17, 2002
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #9 dcufan1984, Mar 1, 2003
    it's gettin' hot i here, so take off all your clothes!

    zizzi and an un-named opposing player get down and dirty during the half time performance by nelly.
     
  10. The Legend

    The Legend New Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Colorado, Where Lege
    #10 The Legend, Mar 4, 2003
    ZZ on Top.

    I'm giving myself the prize for that one :)
     

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