NSR: Give me your rested, your rich, privileged White Colombians yearning to post in soccer forums...

RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip https://t.co/emWhRErB8p pic.twitter.com/mSOcnSRIgd

— New York Post (@nypost) April 15, 2026

 

Here is a list of all the Jan 6 insurrectionists Trump has pardoned who went on to be arrested and charged for rape, sexually assaulting children, or having CSAM. This is who Trump and MAGA call “real patriots.” https://t.co/mBjH8cnHH4 pic.twitter.com/EK3KcEXz6a

— 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (@emkenobi) April 15, 2026

 

40 senators voted against US weapons for Israel tonight.

~1/2 the chamber & the overwhelming majority of Democrats + allies. No such vote had ever occurred in Congress before 2 years ago.

A sea-change that will resonate in Tel Aviv & dramatically boost calls for a Dem overhaul.

— Akbar Shahid Ahmed (@AkbarSAhmed) April 15, 2026

 

However dumb you think the process for destroying USAID was, it was dumber.

This is from Nicholas Enrich's new book Into the Wood Chipper, describing a meeting with Trump-appointed USAID leadership *after* they had largely gutted the agency pic.twitter.com/qzdzJL20tu

— Tim Hirschel-Burns (@TimH_B) April 15, 2026

 

MAGA: Put the bible and 10 commandments in schools!!!

Church: let’s spread peace and not war.

MAGA: WHOA!!!! STAY OUT OF OUR POLITICS!!!

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) April 15, 2026

 

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.pic.twitter.com/1o3CJiJYRF

— Clash Report (@clashreport) April 16, 2026

 

The sad reality is that we can’t believe anything the president tells us about the most serious issues facing both the country and the world because he’s a congenital liar. pic.twitter.com/aRUKwiArwt

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 16, 2026

 

What the fuck lmao https://t.co/ihRHmsKGFj

— Shane 🦧🌋 (@TheMonkeyJungle) April 15, 2026

 

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon https://t.co/bKteFZ3iWE

— Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex) April 16, 2026

 

Sewell: In a 2024 podcast interview, you suggested that black children on ADHD medication should be re-parented . Have you ever re-parented or parented a black child?

RFK JR: I'm not going to answer something that I didn't say.

Sewell: You absolutely said it. pic.twitter.com/Gbfppd6PaM

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 16, 2026

 

"Say some stupid shit again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say some stupid shit one more Goddamn time, you drunk ass, bitch!" pic.twitter.com/YnMfJhFLmS

— PaulleyTicks (@PaulleyTicks) April 16, 2026

 

GOP congressman Troy Nehls says Trump is "almost the second coming" of Christ pic.twitter.com/qrXBmh1e7a

— FactPost (@factpostnews) April 16, 2026

 

"You want a racoon penis? I can get you a racoon penis, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a racoon penis by this afternoon." https://t.co/vUGoAQJzwJ pic.twitter.com/S58kTkN2us

— Mike Nelson (@mikenelson586) April 16, 2026

 

😭 Trumps Uber Grandma is a SWINGER!
I did an image identity search and it found her swingers profile from Springfield Missouri. 😭

So is she a pilot, an Uber driver, a swinger and according to another match, a singer?

I can’t even with this bs. pic.twitter.com/tZvjjoAGyJ

— Destiny Rezendes (@dezzie_rezzie) April 16, 2026

 

Ari Melber's show put together a supercut of an 8-minute Trump rant about snakes that raised concerns about his mental wellbeing pic.twitter.com/BUCQKDy3oO

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 16, 2026

 

https://t.co/PLLcAa4e00 pic.twitter.com/5N89r4UeXo

— Canadian Tridemist🍁 (@Zhongshan1866) April 16, 2026

 

MAGA elites are now regularly delivering lectures about the teachings of Jesus Christ to…the Pope.

This is not “I disagree with the Church on X issue.”

This is “My personal interpretation of the Gospel is superior to the Vicar of Christ.”

It’s deranged in a way I didn’t… https://t.co/p25YXaaOkG

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) April 17, 2026