NSR: Give me your rested, your rich, privileged White Colombians yearning to post in soccer forums...

NCTC director Kent resigns over war in Iran, and as with some prominent MAGA commentators blames the whole thing on Israel, all but absolving the president of the decision. It's notable how little agency certain folks give the most powerful elected official in the world. https://t.co/8FC8vBpXCZ

— Jake Tapper 🦅 (@jaketapper) March 17, 2026

 

MAGA realizing they were scammed by Trump. pic.twitter.com/Lxdm2e9LtF

— Travis Akers 🇺🇸 (@travisakers) March 17, 2026

 

Hassett: If the war were to be extended, it wouldn't really disrupt the U.S. economy very much at all. It would hurt consumers, but that's really the last of our concerns right now. pic.twitter.com/6I0XJMtNAZ

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) March 17, 2026

 

One diplomat with knowledge of the talks said: “We regarded Witkoff and Kushner as Israeli assets that dragged a president into a war he wants to get out of.” https://t.co/DpRFvksGx9

— Mark Seddon (@MarkSeddon1962) March 17, 2026

 

🇫🇷 A French general just said joining Trump’s coalition is like buying a ticket to dinner and dancing on the Titanic – the evening after it hit the iceberg.
That’s not a metaphor. That’s a military assessment.
Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

pic.twitter.com/jaGGGZ3jXg

— Gandalv (@Microinteracti1) March 17, 2026

 

“Hours after President Donald Trump launched his attack on Iran, he called one of his favourite influencers—the far-right activist Laura Loomer—to bask in her praise.”

She didn’t call him. He called her.

Incredible stuff. pic.twitter.com/pLWIWh8re8

— Zarathustra (@zarathustra5150) March 17, 2026

 

BREAKING : Donald Trump got humiliated publicly on camera

Trump was criticising Kier Starmer 🇬🇧 for not supporting US in the war against Iran

Ireland 🇮🇪 Prime Minister didn't hold back and said "Starmer is an earnest person who gets to work with very nicely if you have… pic.twitter.com/uOJSE86E1s

— Amock_ (@Amockx2022) March 17, 2026

 

JUST IN: House Oversight Chair James Comer officially issues subpoena to Attorney General Pam Bondi to be deposed over the Department of Justice's handling of the release of the Epstein Files.

— Ryan Nobles (@ryanobles) March 17, 2026

 

It’s the NORTH ATLANTIC TREATY ORGANISATION - a defensive alliance - not the MIDDLE EAST CLUSTERFUCK HELP HOTLINE.

— Ridiculoustrump 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺 (@Ridiculoustrum1) March 17, 2026

 

Trump asked Germany for help. They asked him what 5 plus 4 is. He said 9. The Germans said exactly.

— Rushi (@rushicrypto) March 17, 2026

 

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”. pic.twitter.com/xR5RNvuBEk

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) March 17, 2026

 

Americans will say 15 years of hard labor is too much for a tourist who stole a poster but that dying in a makeshift prison is a just punishment for overstaying your visa https://t.co/zM40O5KtdA

— Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO (@cool_hot_woman) March 17, 2026