NSR: Give me your rested, your rich, privileged White Colombians yearning to post in soccer forums...

‼️‼️ NEW: HEGSETH BLOWS $93 BILLION IN 1 MONTH— BIGGEST MONTHLY EXPENSE SINCE 2008.

$225M Furniture
$15.1M Ribeyes
$5.3M Apple Devices
$6.9M lobster
$2M Crab Legs
$98K Grand Piano for staffer’s Home
$12K Fruit Basket Stands
$140K Doughnuts
$124k Ice Cream Machines pic.twitter.com/dXofBe37Ns

— Maine (@TheMaineWonk) March 10, 2026

 

Movies that cost less to make than disgraced former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's $220M ad campaign:

Iron Man
The Matrix
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Top Gun: Maverick
Barbie
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 2)
The Hunger Games
Oppenheimer pic.twitter.com/2HEV3i0rEl

— FactPost (@factpostnews) March 9, 2026

 

Someone joked that Republicans might want Democratic votes to count as 3/5.

This analysis of the current Texas map suggests we’re already close. https://t.co/pD9xDTMUrc pic.twitter.com/7GvUovqpL7

— Max Flugrath🗳️ (@MaxFlugrath) March 9, 2026

 

kind of messed up that the only reason this random girl is famous is because her grandpa is a pedophile :/ pic.twitter.com/5wzgX4k4Pd

— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) March 9, 2026

 

Irán acaba de publicar un video en el que sigue la historia de dos personas: una niña preparándose para ir al colegio y un soldado gringo preparándose para ir a bombardear la escuela en la que estudia esa niña. BRUTAL 😭

pic.twitter.com/CYWmbehTZ5

— Físico Impuro (@FisicoImpuro) March 9, 2026

 

Man calls ICE on his neighbor—gets the wife & daughter deported.

"I'm sorry, it was an accident," he says.

"You never wanted us in this neighborhood—you liar!" man yells.

"I don't mind you people... I got Mexican friends," he replies. "We had Mexican lady who cleaned for us."… pic.twitter.com/86WfszgR8h

— LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 (@LongTimeHistory) March 10, 2026

 

Ron DeSantis cosplayed as a fighter pilot, but per his military records just released under a FOIA request, he was not a pilot: He was, however, an assistant "Urinalysis Coordinator". pic.twitter.com/hyUoXBMxmg

— Jesus Chrysler (@JesusChryslerII) March 10, 2026

 

Tom Cotton was having a sexual affair with one of his male donors, per sealed court documents from when the donor was going through a divorce.

There are a few people who still have those documents in hand.

I’m sure that has nothing to do with Tom’s passion to defend the Jewish… https://t.co/Ku4OFNgJYN

— BowTiedRanger (@BowTiedRanger) March 10, 2026

 

US energy secretary says US navy escorted a ship through the strait of Hormuz and oil drops -$5 instantly

then he deletes the post because it never happened and oil rallies +$5

thanks for playing

— Nostra, House of Gold (@Nostre_damus) March 10, 2026

 

Those Texas Latino turnout numbers for Democrats have them scared as fuck 😭💀 https://t.co/yTzgcWnN4E

— Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ (@0liviajulianna) March 10, 2026

 

This exchange between David Bier and Sen Foghorn Leghorn (R-LA) is something else. Kennedy thinks he has him in three separate gotcha moments, but not so fast Bier had his number. The clip is a bit long but it’s 3 minutes of Kennedy getting owned. Watch👇pic.twitter.com/HPHicyUcl1

— Brian Cardone 🏴‍☠️🇺🇦 (@cardon_brian) March 10, 2026

 

Bier: "Over the last 30 years, we looked at all the government budgets -- federal, state, and local combined. Immigrants reduce deficits by $14.5 trillion." pic.twitter.com/BMrpXJE6tV

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 10, 2026

 

MERKLEY: So when the VP said 'ICE agents have absolute immunity' in violating people's civil rights, he was effectively correct?

BIER: Effectively, yes. Right now as the law stands. pic.twitter.com/DdPYwAQ2Lt

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 10, 2026

 

🇺🇸 LMAO: "Hey Lindsay, why don't you just admit you're gay, and then people won't blackmail you anymore?"
— Journalist Patrick Hawley to Senator Graham

pic.twitter.com/9qt66oLCk6

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) March 10, 2026