NSR: Give me your rested, your rich, privileged White Colombians yearning to post in soccer forums...

We’re dealing with the most wasteful government in world history because MAGA cried for weeks about $1.3 million dollars to study shrimp on treadmills 20 years ago https://t.co/ssRmQWu2fh

— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) March 9, 2026

 

This case against TicketMaster/Live Nation was supposed to go to trial this week. The DOJ, through multiple administrations, has been preparing for years.

Trump just settled it instead, after firing the head of the antitrust division.

There is apparently no amount of… https://t.co/iBkFcSXrX9

— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) March 9, 2026

 

Strap in, everyone. Turkey is on the menu. https://t.co/y1JKv5MaYX

— Frances 'Cassandra' Coppola (@Frances_Coppola) March 9, 2026

 

🚨 BOMBSHEL POLL: Among Republican men under 50, 54% are Holocaust deniers.

Source: Manhattan Institute (Conservative) pic.twitter.com/vRCmZKQdrO

— Micah (@micah_erfan) March 9, 2026

 

Israel

 

Hidden on page 744 of the farm bill the House Agriculture Committee passed Thursday is a provision that would condemn millions of pigs to a lifetime in gestation crates.

Rebranded the 'Save Our Bacon Act,' it's a pork-industry play to wipe out every state law banning the sale of… pic.twitter.com/E9DvV9sPNm

— Lewis Bollard (@Lewis_Bollard) March 9, 2026

 

this is frankly one of the most bonkers 60 seconds in Fox & Friends history -- Lawrence Jones chastising Democrats for hurting Trump by commenting on realty immediately followed by Brian Kilmeade admonishing tanker captains to "show some guts and go through that Strait."… pic.twitter.com/qEqZa34oic

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 9, 2026

 

🚨 SCOOP: Madison Sheahan, who DHS Sec. Kristi Noem made second in command at ICE, wasted millions of dollars from Congress/OBBB and ordered 2,500 vehicles wrapped with its flashy logo, which ICE doesn't want and largely cannot use.

Thread ⬇️https://t.co/CgQNbJPrMZ

— Anna Giaritelli (@Anna_Giaritelli) March 9, 2026

 

Reminder that we are in this mess because uneducated white men voted for the guy who promised to make them feel better about being underachievers by blaming non-whites for all of their problems.

— MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 (@AzPetrich) March 9, 2026

 

NEW—In a phone interview, President Trump told me the war could be over soon: “I think the war is very complete, pretty much. They have no navy, no communications, they’ve got no Air Force.” He added that the U.S. is “very far” ahead of his initial 4-5 week estimated time frame.

— Weijia Jiang (@weijia) March 9, 2026

 

The blurb doesn’t do it justice, they ordered thousands of SUVs that say “ICE” on them and the ICE kidnappers are like “uhhhh I can’t do secret street kidnappings in a truck that says ICE on the side” and won’t drive them https://t.co/DOlFePlrNj

— Rich Mintz (@richmintz) March 9, 2026

 

the american military-industrial complex the second that “$120 a barrel” flashed on the screen last night. https://t.co/Gqisr2HM6L pic.twitter.com/0qHxQzXGCQ

— one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) March 9, 2026

 

POTUS just told CBS News' @weijia that the Iran war is "very complete" and signaled that fighting may stop soon https://t.co/ynZkuWYMFC

— Alex Ward (@alexbward) March 9, 2026

 

Israeli officials seem to be in a panic. They are leaking about off-ramps to the Washington Post. The Israelis had a “magic” conception of American power. Now that they see there are no magic beans they’re realising the status quo is just constant drone and missile strikes. 🇮🇱🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/s5oYb2bPoJ

— Philip Pilkington (@philippilk) March 9, 2026

 

GREAT NEWS: The Gámez-Cuellar family of mariachis has been released from the brutal ICE detention center in Dilley, Texas. On the scene as always is America's best immigration reporter: @LidiaTerrazas pic.twitter.com/aej2W9WtT9

— Pablo Manríquez (@PabloReports) March 9, 2026

 

The Tomahawk is manufactured by only one company, Raytheon, and if the Islamic Republic possesses them, it means they either obtained them illegally — which would be a scandal of epic proportions — or purchased them under a State Department export license, which has not happened. https://t.co/89tRNJm9c0

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 9, 2026

 

Well, well, well....

The revelation by the Saudi Foreign Minister:

"If the Pakistani intelligence services had not provided us with timely information, we would not have known that the attack on the oil refinery had been carried out by Israel and not by Iran." https://t.co/d9JMMIMSwv

— Solo Monk (@JJKALE2) March 9, 2026

 

So the Israeli media reports Itamar Ben‑Gvir died in a “car crash,” while in fact he’s been obliterated by an Iranian missile strike on his home..... pic.twitter.com/yF71BeaJBi

— Richard (@ricwe123) March 9, 2026

 

TRANSLATION: locked up in rooms where 12 people fit
they don't let us go out to the games and park that are there and it is very boring to do every day
May God touch the hearts of those at ICE
let us out, we are not criminals
I want to go home

—Gerson, 13 years old. https://t.co/JLMuO9WWfF pic.twitter.com/ySHpZWHzlo

— Jackie Singh (@HackingButLegal) March 9, 2026