NSR: Give me your rested, your rich, privileged White Colombians yearning to post in soccer forums...

Reporter: A video of a raid from Los Angeles, look inside this car. They took a US citizen father out and left a toddler in the backseat. Two heavily armed border patrol agents got in that car and drove the child and the vehicle away. pic.twitter.com/xkHJOI0aFD

— FactPost (@factpostnews) November 5, 2025

 

Trump’s own Solicitor General just admitted Americans pay 30–80% of his tariffs.

So no, China’s not footing the bill, you are.

The “Art of the Deal” was just robbing Americans at the checkout aisle. pic.twitter.com/2uMj1kJj9p

— Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) November 5, 2025

 

Best line ever…. “You guys forget your red hats today.” pic.twitter.com/OfgOzsfDaC

— Kate❤️‍🔥💕 (@katee_K1) November 5, 2025

 

YES DONALD, PLEASE DO A SERIOUS REVIEW OF THIS. I HEAR DEAD PEOPLE VOTED AFTER BEING REVIVED WITH A COVID VACCINE. THEIR BALLOTS WERE THEN BLOWN BY WINDMILLS INTO THE HANDS OF MEXICAN ANTIFA WHO PASSED THEM TO A TEAM OF TRANS PIGEONS WHO FLEW THEM TO THE BALLOT BOX. TRUE STORY. pic.twitter.com/rNvfPmfSCX

— Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) (@AwesomeNewsom) November 5, 2025