haha I show my wife shit like this when she like lets leave the east coast.... Texas is funny I saw signs saying Mexicans go back to where you came from.... ok cool. Texas is Mexico you FKtard
Michael Rapaport was watching TV this morning and I can’t stop laughing.pic.twitter.com/Lf6GEz6VLr— Scottacular (@Scottcrates) October 2, 2023
When the judge just informed your client that the only reason he doesn’t get a jury trial is because you forgot to check the box to ask for one. pic.twitter.com/YHtGmJavoe— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 2, 2023
Going over one hundred!!! BREAKING: prosecutors in Arizona are investigating trump and his allies ongoing efforts to overturn the 2020 election. https://t.co/3IAbMreaa5— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) October 3, 2023
Well, they’re impeaching Kevin McCarthy before they even get to Joe Biden. https://t.co/0H4S7USxzb— L O L G O P (@LOLGOP) October 3, 2023 https://t.co/iGIPrwpGtn pic.twitter.com/6BMaxr8dXq— Jared Moskowitz 🟧 (@JaredEMoskowitz) October 2, 2023
John Kelly, chief of staff to Trump, on his boss. Good God. https://t.co/bwS71QPTg4 pic.twitter.com/lIPCOH2rnZ— Eric Columbus (also on Bluesky and 🧵) (@EricColumbus) October 2, 2023
Well, they’re impeaching Kevin McCarthy before they even get to Joe Biden. https://t.co/0H4S7USxzb— L O L G O P (@LOLGOP) October 3, 2023 https://t.co/iGIPrwpGtn pic.twitter.com/6BMaxr8dXq— Jared Moskowitz 🟧 (@JaredEMoskowitz) October 2, 2023
When you realize that the attractive lawyer who flattered you on TV is horrified bc she passed on a jury trial......and the lawyer who made you pay his full fee up front can't stop smiling.#MondayMood pic.twitter.com/K5S9K6Ok7T— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 2, 2023
Fvcking cult: Trump’s post on Truth Social after court. pic.twitter.com/0r3vx3QCUI— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 2, 2023
The Speaker of the House of Representatives has been removed for the first time in US history.Kevin McCarthy is a historic loser.— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) October 3, 2023
Live look at the GOP side of the House floor. pic.twitter.com/IxsCFhocwy— The Great Gig in the Sky (@thegreatgig8) October 3, 2023
MAGATS are either extremely bad or extremely good at their symbolism: Trump's codefendant, Holy Hair Extensions Jesus, was created by Peter Gerard Scully, an Australian who was sentenced to life in prison plus 129 years last year for rape, human trafficking, and the sexual abuse of children as young as 18 months. Of course.https://t.co/6KocOTDasM— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) October 4, 2023
Groomer ousted spineless coward. What’s next? This is going to divide the Republicans between the ones who wink at white supremacy and the ones who turn a blind eye to sexual assault. https://t.co/JLrrVSau0F— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) October 4, 2023 Next week, same channel: The House won't bother seeking a new Speaker until next week. The government shutdown bill is only a temporary reprieve; a funding solution has to come by mid November. House Republicans aren't serious about their jobs here if they aren't moving any quicker.— Brian Isaacs (@bisaacs) October 4, 2023
A Republican senator just called out Matt Gaetz for allegedly sleeping with a minor and says he would brag about “crushing erectile dysfunction medicine and chase it with energy drinks so he could go all night.” (@acyn) pic.twitter.com/xeq7PtGrLH— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) October 5, 2023
Yet again, someone from The Villages has been arrested for election voter fraud https://t.co/MOcNT7b97n— Citizens for Ethics (@CREWcrew) October 5, 2023
Trump Supporter: “How come everyone who goes to college is a Biden supporter?” pic.twitter.com/iOLTv9PQkX— Adam Mockler (@adammocklerr) October 4, 2023
Fvcking moron: “…an excited Trump -- ‘leaning’ toward as if to be discreet -- then told Pratt two pieces of information about U.S. subs: the supposed exact number of nuclear warheads they routinely carry, & exactly how close they supposedly can get to a Russian submarine w/o being detected.” https://t.co/OTDX2HynqS— Katie Phang (@KatiePhang) October 5, 2023
Congressional Republican math is complaining about student debt relief while having $987,237 of your own PPP loans forgiven. https://t.co/BpstX5ZzmV— The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 5, 2023