give me three simple reasons to vote for kerry

Discussion in 'Elections' started by manu1959, Oct 25, 2004.

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  1. manu1959

    manu1959 Red Card

    Jan 19, 2002
    and don't use the current admin's actions or bush's name in your answers
  2. manu1959

    manu1959 Red Card

    Jan 19, 2002
    his wife is rich

    his daughters are hot

    he killed some ducks

    he will win the war

    he will make sure no russian nukes fall into the hands of terrorists

    he will get the UN, NATO, the french, germans, russians and chinese to free iraq, rebuild it pay for it and then defend the US

    he will free sadam as he was wrongly accused and wrongly arrested

    he will rasie the taxes of the rich to help the poor

    he will not raise taxes on the middle class

    he will reduce health care costs

    he will provide congresionall quaility health care to anyone that does not have health care

    he will reduce prescription medicine costs

    he will not let you control your retirement account that you funded

    he will reduce oil prices

    he will do everything right and make no mistakes

    he will make sure that gays can get "married"

    he will create jobs

    he will not give haliburton any more work

    he will not outsource any jobs

    did i mention his wife is hot! ;)
  3. 655321

    655321 New Member

    Jul 21, 2002
    The Mission, SF
    You were just trying to make sure that this got filed under "most pointless thread ever", in case the other yahoo's around here were asleep on the job?
  4. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
    1. 'Cause people who respond to their own posts annoy me.
    2. 'Cause.... pluck it, reason #1 is enough for me.
  5. Smiley321

    Smiley321 Member

    Apr 21, 2002
    Concord, Ca
    I think he went over three, too

    He didn't read his thread title carefully enough
  6. Yankee_Blue

    Yankee_Blue New Member

    Aug 28, 2001
    New Orleans area
    First off, wife is ugly as homemade sin.

    Anyway, for the reasons:

    1) Split control of congress and the white house.
    2) He will continue any ongoing terrorist related stuff
    3) The lame will walk.
  7. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    You left out "because manu1959 is a douchebag."
  8. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Damn, and I left out "because Yankee Blue is a bigger douchebag than manu1959."
  9. Ian McCracken

    Ian McCracken Member

    May 28, 1999
    SS Lazio Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    I stopped reading here.
  10. dark knight

    dark knight Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 15, 1999
    Leicester City FC
    No personal attacks if you want to post in this forum. No sockpuppets either. Thread closed.

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