It looks like Mr. Garber is about to announce that Salt Lake City is about to get a new soccer team. As you know, Utah is chock full of losers who couldn't make it in California. Oh sure, Utah residents willl tell you that they moved to Utah to avoid the smog, high cost of living, etc., but they won't admit that they're simply white trash that couldn't live up to California standards and had to retreat to the sterile, bland, vanilla existence that is Utah. What will be the new team name? Utah FC? (F.C., as in Flyover Country). I can't wait for the Galaxy to kick their teeth in. Topper
It's a beautiful 10 hour road trip to SLC.. There has to be some Galaxy fans at the first away game there. You'll need to make arrangements in advance for drinking at a pub.. Membership only! Perhaps their supportors group will help out.
Oh yea I mean who could live without gang warfare, taco stands and budget and energy crises worthy of the Third World?
Ah, Dude - - It's July, and you're on the east coast. You are in Hell. We are in paradise. Do you ever wonder why the Beach Boys wrote that song "California Girls"? I guarantee they weren't hanging around a bunch of Jersey sweathogs when they wrote it. Have a nice summer.
Hey, I resemble that remark. What's your next big Revelation, Prophet Topper? The Sun Rises In The East! Cobi Jones Has A Funny Haircut? The Galaxy Has Issues With Big Games? Everybody knows that Utah is the 909. Our skiing is a lot better, our air quality is a little better, our mullets are more impressive and it takes us 3 phone calls to score really good crystal meth instead of 1 call like in most of California. But let's face it, Utah is Fontana with fewer liquor stores. We know we're Hillbillies. Or at least most of us do. We have to share our Field Turf-covered field with a Mid Major college football team, not with the erudite & sophisticated fans of the team that the Galaxy is going to be bunking with. We pick up extra cash on the weekends by running ski lifts, not by staring in "Hot, Wet Studs XIV", currently in production in Woodland Hills. Our fans get busted for running Multi Level Marketing Scams and polygamy; lesser dangers to society than cutting off the heads of your ex-wife and her waiter boyfriend, shooting people who don't change lanes correctly or hiding 83 Mojados in your bungalow in Watts. So, yes, you do miss out on a lot of things here. You have to drive to Wyoming if you want to buy booze on a Sunday and we also miss out on Extrapolating as many MLS Cups as the Kansas City Wizards as into being the Center Of The Soccer Universe.
Hush. What' you've just witnessed is an exchange of quality smack, from both sides. Plus, Blitzz Boy is technically one of us, at least untill the SLC Punks actually play a match.
Tis true. If I recall, he lived here and was a Galaxy fan until he had to move to Utah. Looks like he's switching allegiance, but it won't be the first time I've seen someone switch team allegiance.