Get Ready To Kick Some Salt Lake City A.....

Discussion in 'LA Galaxy' started by Topper, Jul 13, 2004.

  1. Topper

    Topper BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 19, 1999
    SoCal
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    It looks like Mr. Garber is about to announce that Salt Lake City is about to get a new soccer team.

    As you know, Utah is chock full of losers who couldn't make it in California. Oh sure, Utah residents willl tell you that they moved to Utah to avoid the smog, high cost of living, etc., but they won't admit that they're simply white trash that couldn't live up to California standards and had to retreat to the sterile, bland, vanilla existence that is Utah.

    What will be the new team name? Utah FC? (F.C., as in Flyover Country).

    I can't wait for the Galaxy to kick their teeth in.

    Topper

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  2. Topper

    Topper BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 19, 1999
    SoCal
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
     
  3. Dammit!

    Dammit! Member

    Apr 14, 2004
    Mickey Mouse Land
  4. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    It's a beautiful 10 hour road trip to SLC.. There has to be some Galaxy fans at the first away game there.
    You'll need to make arrangements in advance for drinking at a pub.. Membership only! Perhaps their supportors group will help out. ;)
     
  5. dashiel

    dashiel Member+

    Jul 15, 2000
    orange county
  6. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    It's not going to be named the boom. That was already stated by the future owners.
     
  7. MetroAndAGuinessPlz

    MetroAndAGuinessPlz New Member

    Apr 1, 2003
    NY
    Oh yea I mean who could live without gang warfare, taco stands and budget and energy crises worthy of the Third World?
     
  8. Treetaliano

    Treetaliano Member

    Jun 29, 2002
    Charlotte, NC
    Not us Californians, Asshat.
     
  9. Topper

    Topper BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 19, 1999
    SoCal
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ah, Dude - - It's July, and you're on the east coast. You are in Hell. We are in paradise.

    Do you ever wonder why the Beach Boys wrote that song "California Girls"? I guarantee they weren't hanging around a bunch of Jersey sweathogs when they wrote it. Have a nice summer.


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  10. SoundgardenSoccerbal

    May 24, 2004
    Los Angles
    Amen Brother, Amen

    This is Paradise
     
  11. usagoal

    usagoal Member

    Oct 19, 2000
    Las Vegas

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  12. Blitzz Boy

    Blitzz Boy Member

    Apr 4, 2002
    The West Side
    Hey, I resemble that remark.

    What's your next big Revelation, Prophet Topper? The Sun Rises In The East! Cobi Jones Has A Funny Haircut? The Galaxy Has Issues With Big Games?

    Everybody knows that Utah is the 909. Our skiing is a lot better, our air quality is a little better, our mullets are more impressive and it takes us 3 phone calls to score really good crystal meth instead of 1 call like in most of California.

    But let's face it, Utah is Fontana with fewer liquor stores.

    We know we're Hillbillies. Or at least most of us do.

    We have to share our Field Turf-covered field with a Mid Major college football team, not with the erudite & sophisticated fans of the team that the Galaxy is going to be bunking with.

    We pick up extra cash on the weekends by running ski lifts, not by staring in "Hot, Wet Studs XIV", currently in production in Woodland Hills.

    Our fans get busted for running Multi Level Marketing Scams and polygamy; lesser dangers to society than cutting off the heads of your ex-wife and her waiter boyfriend, shooting people who don't change lanes correctly or hiding 83 Mojados in your bungalow in Watts.

    So, yes, you do miss out on a lot of things here. You have to drive to Wyoming if you want to buy booze on a Sunday and we also miss out on Extrapolating as many MLS Cups as the Kansas City Wizards as into being the Center Of The Soccer Universe.
     
  13. Anteaters FC

    Anteaters FC New Member

    Mar 28, 2004
    Santa Monica
    The Stormin' Mormons?
     
  14. cosmojado

    cosmojado Member

    Oct 18, 2002
    in sin

    awww poor baby...........did you notice somebody had a bigger penis than you at a urinal?
     
  15. Hillbilly Thunder

    Hillbilly Thunder New Member

    Apr 22, 2004
    Ballyhooed,CA
    If I had an avatar that rump would be it.
    :eek:
     
  16. Eric B

    Eric B Member

    Feb 21, 2000
    the LBC
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hush. What' you've just witnessed is an exchange of quality smack, from both sides. Plus, Blitzz Boy is technically one of us, at least untill the SLC Punks actually play a match.
     
  17. rokstedy

    rokstedy Member+

    I love commieball
    Apr 20, 2001
    Northwest Orange County
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Tis true. If I recall, he lived here and was a Galaxy fan until he had to move to Utah. Looks like he's switching allegiance, but it won't be the first time I've seen someone switch team allegiance.
     

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