That's right, folks - the BIZARRO MLS (or BMLS) fantasy league begins its inaugural season this September. Here's how it works: All 28 NFL teams have been allocated one BMLS franchise. If the NFL team wins, the BMLS team loses, and vice versa. So for example, if the Detroit Lions lose, the Detroit Express wins and collects 3 points. The format will be two divisions of 16 teams each. TOP FOUR teams in EACH DIVISION make the playoffs. BOTTOM TWO teams in each division are RELEGATED and won't be in next year's BMLS! Here are the teams! Where the corresponding NFL team is not obvious, that team is indicated in parentheses: East: Atlanta Silverbacks Baltimore Wingers Buffalo Icemen Charleston Battery (carolina panthers) Cincinnati Riverhawks Cleveland Rollers Detroit Express Jacksonville Tea Men Miami Strikers Milwaukee Chiefs (Packers) Montreal Manic (KC chiefs) Philadelphia Atoms Pittsburgh Hardhats Rochester Rhinos (Dallas cowboys) Tampa Bay Rowdies Toronto Metros (NY Giants) WESTERN DIVISION Arizona Aztecs Calgary Boomers (NY Jets) Edmonton Drillers (Denver Broncos) Houston Hurricane Indiana Racers Memphis Rogues (Titans) Minnesota Kicks New Orleans Cajuns Oakland Stompers Portland Timbers (Redskins) San Diego Sockers San Francisco Golden Gaters Seattle Sounders St. Louis Steamers Tulsa Roughnecks (Chicago bears) Vancouver Whitecaps (patriots) You'll notice MLS cities are not in BMLS. There will be a 12-game season followed by 4 weeks of playoffs culminating in the BMLS Cup! Any predictions as to who will win each division, and who will be relegated?