Germany's Quest to Not Embarrass Itself, the WC26+NL24-25 Thread

Goretzka wants a red, LOL.

Nagelsmann needs to sub him out.

Nmecha now replacing Leon, thank God!!!

 

its fantastic to see minnow Germany barely hold on a lead vs MIGHTY Luxemburg!!!!

we are clearly an uptrending team on the rise.

Nagelsmann is doing fantastic job!!!!

 

WOLTEMADE!!!!!!!!!!!

2-0!!!! that should be it, LOL.

 

Sane at least showing something.

Gnabry was awful all match and he got subbed out for Schade,

 

Woltemade is settling into the team more and more.
1-0 Winner vs Ireland
2-0 vs Luxemburg with 2/2 from him

that's 3 goals in past 2 matches.

we really need Musiala back in future!!!!! Him Wirtz and Woltemade together could be fun.

 

Thiaw is NOW PERM CAPPED BY GERMANY!!!!

at least some good news.

 

so now heading towards final match of WCQs.

a D is enough to win us the group and we qualify.

issue can this team even scrap a D??? LULZ.

 

I know a man who likes to sniff his crotch and eat boggers. Should hire that guy, he's currently jobless.

 

I've said it in youth thread.

if we really want Goretzka axed....we need Kompany to do it. Once he axes Goretzka and plays Bischof in XI more and more that will make Goretzka a no-go in SNT. And propel Bischof to forefront.

Nagelsmann needs to get is that Ms like
Pavlovic, Bischof, Ouedraogo, Nmecha, Stiller should be the focus.

your Goretzka, Gross, Andrich, Kimmich at M, Can etc need to MOVE ON from them.

 

honestly we should have lost this match. If Luxemburg had better finishing, this is 100% an L.

look I know I've said that Germany 90s born are not the answer for like 5+ years now but what I don't get is why are they sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad, LOL.

its truly incomprehensible thing, like I don't expect them to win any trophies or even deep run.

but what is reason for sooooooooooooo many bad showings for since 2018??? Like vast majority of matches is struggling, everything is messy and disjointed, TONS of pedestrian aspect, slugglish team.

like its weird, on paper, the team has looked fine since 2018, not great but acceptable but then nothing shows itself. These players are almost all better club players than NT.

once they wear Germany jersey, they look lost, LOL.

 

Nagelsmann: "We're very happy, we got three points, that's important in the end. Football is a results-oriented sport, and we got the result. Nevertheless, it was more difficult than we had hoped. We didn't give it our all from the start in the first half, but that improved significantly from the 30th minute onwards. We gained more control and defended better. It took a long time until we found our man-marking rhythm. We also had many chances, but we didn't make enough of them to settle the game. In the second half, our commitment was much better, and we scored two good goals. We deserved to concede a goal, but we didn't. We can consider ourselves lucky; we'll gladly take the three points."


LOL, doesn't sound convincing. Keep playing like this and expect another L vs Slovakia.....

 

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I think Wirtz is a 3 tbh, he was trying a LOT and got close bunch of times. Him and Woltemade were the only good attackers in 1st half too.

rest of the ratings are accurate.
yeah Gnabry, Goretzka, Tah, Anton were all bad.

Sane is as usual, he can NEVER play a good full match, LOL. We've been saying this about him for years and years too. Even today, he had like a good 30 mins tops from the match, rest was mediocre.