Germany's Quest to Not Embarrass Itself, the WC26+NL24-25 Thread

Discussion in 'Germany: National Teams' started by Ger90, May 21, 2024.

  1. saj7866

    saj7866 Member+

    Dortmund
    Germany
    May 10, 2014
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Ho dear. Hide behind the Sofa and watch with fingers crossed
     
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  2. Ger90

    Ger90 Member+

    May 13, 2016
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    do like the Home Alone kid Kevin.

    eat junk while watching a scary match and then close your eyes with hands on your face as our team gets bombarded and destroyed and by the end scream for your mother!!!
     
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  3. saj7866

    saj7866 Member+

    Dortmund
    Germany
    May 10, 2014
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  4. BorisG

    BorisG Member+

    Sep 30, 2009
    Namibia
    Club:
    FC Nürnberg
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    oghhhh hahahahaha crindge
     
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  5. BorisG

    BorisG Member+

    Sep 30, 2009
    Namibia
    Club:
    FC Nürnberg
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    yeah would be great to have Wirtz and Musiala for the NL finals
     
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  6. BandB

    BandB Member

    Bayern Munich
    Germany
    Nov 30, 2020
    Kompany is really a bad coach. He misuse many players. One player play so many unfamiliar positions during the game Start Stanisic as LB then CB play Laimer RB then switch to LB Guerreiro as no.10 ???

    Even Bayern have Wirtz they will still concede and lost to minnow because Kompany play highline possession bulllshit. It happened many games in this season too.
     
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  7. Alex C

    Alex C Member+

    Oct 27, 2015
    Chatham
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    #1382 Alex C, Apr 9, 2025
    Last edited: Apr 9, 2025
    Yeah Kompany is another coach trying to copy Guardiola without having the players to do it.

    Bayern's biggest issue is that their recruitment has been bad, especially in defence. Where before they had guys like Hummels, Boateng and Lahm now they have a mixture of mistake prone and injury prone CB's and lack an elite RB and on top of that lack an elite DM where in the recent past they had Schweinsteiger and Martinez. This is despite spending a ton on players like Kim, Upamecano, Palinha, Boey etc.

    You can't expect to win a CL QF v Inter with a defence of Kim and Dier with Laimer and Stanisic playing out of position.
     
  8. Ger90

    Ger90 Member+

    May 13, 2016
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Kompany is a clown who's in the school of Pep. One shouldn't expect much from him tbh.
     
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  9. Ger90

    Ger90 Member+

    May 13, 2016
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Can at CB and BVB get trashed 4-0 vs Barca, LOL.
     
  10. BorisG

    BorisG Member+

    Sep 30, 2009
    Namibia
    Club:
    FC Nürnberg
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    such a pity about bayern, they could have been so much better with a decent coach
     
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  11. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Agreed.

    Whether Kompany or Tuchel the problems are the same.
     
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  12. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Vinny isn't amazing - but he will still get close to 80 points which is going to be around 10 pts more than Tuchel.

    The main difference this season is Leverkusen haven't been good.

    As noted by the others, any Bayern trainer has the problem that the FO messed up big style for multiple years in a row. It's laughable that Dier is still a key player for them. Even Arsenal have Saliba & Gabriel in centre defence which is kind of the standard for a proper side
     
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  13. BorisG

    BorisG Member+

    Sep 30, 2009
    Namibia
    Club:
    FC Nürnberg
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    yes but interantionally they are not good enough - not even close
     
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  14. Alex C

    Alex C Member+

    Oct 27, 2015
    Chatham
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    What is this slander, world class CB Can cannot be blamed for the rest of the clowns on the pitch Without him could have been double digits ;)
     
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  15. BorisG

    BorisG Member+

    Sep 30, 2009
    Namibia
    Club:
    FC Nürnberg
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    CAN seems to me actually a good guy - the truth is though that he is just not good enough to win any major trophies
     
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  16. Ger90

    Ger90 Member+

    May 13, 2016
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    really....:rolleyes:



     
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  17. BVBFNM

    BVBFNM Member+

    Apr 3, 2016
    Club:
    Borussia Dortmund
    Couldn't watch the Inter-Barça game, so I must ask. How did Bisseck fare?
     
  18. BorisG

    BorisG Member+

    Sep 30, 2009
    Namibia
    Club:
    FC Nürnberg
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Would also like to know.
     
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  19. BorisG

    BorisG Member+

    Sep 30, 2009
    Namibia
    Club:
    FC Nürnberg
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
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    6.3
    Yann Aurel Bisseck

    CBPosition
    [​IMG]GermanyCountry
    24Age
    • Top stats
    • Minutes played71
    • Goals0
    • Assists0
    • Total shots0
    • Accurate passes10/12 (83%)
    • Chances created0
    • Attack
    • Touches24
    • Touches in opposition box0
    • Passes into final third1
    • Dispossessed1
    • Defense
    • Tackles won2/2 (100%)
    • Clearances5
    • Headed clearance3
    • Interceptions0
    • Defensive actions7
    • Recoveries3
    • Dribbled past0
    • Duels
    • Duels won2
    • Duels lost2
    • Ground duels won2/3 (67%)
    • Aerial duels won0/1 (0%)
    • Was fouled0
    • Fouls committed0
     
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  20. Ger90

    Ger90 Member+

    May 13, 2016
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    make way you flops Fullkrug, Havertz, Kleindienst, Undav..........the KING is BACK.

    Selke returning to 1BL next season as HSV have gotten promoted.

    the best CF in Europe is also on track to win 2BL top scorer!!!!

    Give the man the WC26 ticket already!!!!
     
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  21. BorisG

    BorisG Member+

    Sep 30, 2009
    Namibia
    Club:
    FC Nürnberg
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    I see Stiller is also out for Nation leaue mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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  22. Ger90

    Ger90 Member+

    May 13, 2016
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    now reports that Kleindienst could also be out.....

    sheesh, feels like all season in NL with NT we are unlucky with too many injury issues going around.
     
  23. BorisG

    BorisG Member+

    Sep 30, 2009
    Namibia
    Club:
    FC Nürnberg
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    mhhhhhhhhh yeah also read that , so who is all out

    Schlotterbeck, Rudiger, Musisala, Stiller, Kleindients, Havertz....

    Wonder if Ter Stegen will be back, when is Nagelsmann annoucing the squad?
     
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  24. Alex C

    Alex C Member+

    Oct 27, 2015
    Chatham
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Havertz is back, he was subbed on v Newcastle yesterday. Musiala is back in full training.
     
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  25. BorisG

    BorisG Member+

    Sep 30, 2009
    Namibia
    Club:
    FC Nürnberg
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    OK Is ee he wil announce of Thusrday 22nd of May
     
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