Gay Bands

Discussion in 'Movies, TV and Music' started by Dolemite, Jan 23, 2007.

  1. sch2383

    sch2383 New Member

    Feb 14, 2003
    Northern Virginia
    And yet no Coldplay.

    I think the best name on there is Sufjan Stevens. Here is a guy who makes Christian albums and plays in a Christian band from time to time.
     
  2. JeremyEritrea

    JeremyEritrea Member+

    Jun 29, 2006
    Takoma Park, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Elton John (really gay)

    :D

    How the hell did Ghostface Killah end up there?
     
  3. Dolemite

    Dolemite Member+

    Apr 2, 2001
    East Bay, Ca
    no decemberists
     
  4. JeremyEritrea

    JeremyEritrea Member+

    Jun 29, 2006
    Takoma Park, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And how the hell did Cindy Lauper end up on the "safe bands" list?
     
  5. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Ravi Shankar?
     
  6. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    That list is hilarious.

    And they're soliciting emails if you know of other gay bands or bands that propogate a gay message.

    I just emailed them Carrie Underwood.
     
  7. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Ha! I just checked out their "Safe Bands" list.

    A bunch of Christian bands and Cyndi Lauper.

    Apparently they don't know that "She Bop" is about masturbation.
     
  8. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    I think Lastort should email them "Black Flag" as a "safe band" :D
     
  9. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    As long as not gay, I think that's safe.
     
  10. quentinc

    quentinc New Member

    Jan 3, 2005
    Annapolis, MD
    I think that alot of people sent e-mails as jokes. I mean:

    Frank Sinatra
    Metallica
    Ghostface Killah
    Jay-Z

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

    PS: Elton John is on there twice. Is it to emphasize his gayness?
     
  11. art

    art Member

    Jul 2, 2000
    Portland OR
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Really? Never heard that. The guy's pretty much a genuis IMO.
     
  12. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Boy George has an asterix next to his name but there is nothing on the page I could find that says what that could mean.
     
  13. Dolemite

    Dolemite Member+

    Apr 2, 2001
    East Bay, Ca
    the asterix means "superhero gay"
     
  14. JeremyEritrea

    JeremyEritrea Member+

    Jun 29, 2006
    Takoma Park, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was thinking more of Slayer or Soulfly.

    :D
     
  15. quentinc

    quentinc New Member

    Jan 3, 2005
    Annapolis, MD
    I sent the guy this e-mail:

    Dear sir,

    I would first like to thank you for the great service you are doing to the good, Christian families of America in their effort to propigate the values that have made this country great on the new generation of leaders. With the devotion of sites like yours, we can look forward to many more years of value-driven leaders such as the great George W. Bush leading this nation into continued world eminence.

    I would first like to suggest some bands/artists for your "gay" list:

    Wu-Tang Clan
    The Beach Boys
    The Clash
    U2
    Nas
    The New Pornographers (the name gives it away)
    Public Enemy

    And these bands could be added to your rather sparse safe list, which needs expansion, in order to offer children safe alternatives to the filth that pervades mass culture. Here are a few underground Christian acts that many have not heard of, but should break out onto the scene in a few years.

    The Velvet Underground
    Television
    Sonic Youth
    Sleater-Kinney
    Pavement
    Neutral Milk Hotel
    Joy Division
    Gang of Four
    Dinosaur Jr.
    Fugazi
    ...And You Will Know Us by Trail of Dead


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    In the gay list, I put ones he'd probably know weren't fit for the safe list, and given his apparent trend, I don't think he'll know who any of the people in the safe list are. I just want to hear 'Days of Being Wild' played in some conservative Midwestern household while the kid is on the computer being observed by his parents.
     
  16. bmurphyfl

    bmurphyfl Member

    Jun 10, 2000
    VT
    Club:
    Montreal Impact
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How the hell can Man or Astroman promote a gay agenda? They are an instrumental band. Are there gay chords?
     
  17. JeremyEritrea

    JeremyEritrea Member+

    Jun 29, 2006
    Takoma Park, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Man or Astroman do the music for Space Ghost - Coast to Coast, right?
     
  18. riverplate

    riverplate Member+

    Jan 1, 2003
    Corona, Queens
    Club:
    CA River Plate
    I didn't know there was a band called "Cole Porter." He missed Stephen Sondheim, Jerry Herman, Leonard Bernstein and Marc Blitzstein.

    Frank Sinatra???

    Where's Liberace!!!
     
  19. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Someone should alert them to Mark Mothersbaugh. His signature tune is a song called Jocko Homo. He's also known for doing the incidental music to Rugrats.

    Oh, what a confusing world we live in.
     
  20. Michael K.

    Michael K. Member

    Mar 3, 1999
    There or Thereabouts
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What did Jill Sobule ever do?
     
  21. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    They like to play the skin flute.
     
  22. Crimen y Castigo

    May 18, 2004
    OakTown
    Club:
    Los Angeles
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  23. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "I Kissed a Girl."

    Did you not memorize all the Beavis and Butthead episodes?
     
  24. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 21, 2002
    Brooklyn
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Disappointing that Sissor Sistors are only the second gayest band on that list. And my how Erasure has fallen.
     

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