Sorry, that was just way to funny but yes, i hope to god that most of you are coming out for this baby!
Did anyone see the ad in the Sun Times today? It had a picture of some idiot blowing a horn. That will certainly bring people to the game. Now, if they had someone blowing someone, that might bring fans through the gates.
How's the Inferno wife swap going these days? You guys still holding monthly key parties? Do double-wides actually have keys?
Back-to-back yo momma/significant other jokes? I'm not sure I'll even bother continuing this. It would just be like picking on the developmentally challenged kid in a game of dodgeball.
If we play like we have the last two weeks, we're so ********ed it's unbelievable. Diego's out and while we all bitch about the 2-d-mid set up, we've now seen what happens when we try to play with only one d-mid. I'm not sure what I want to see out there on Thursday. We don't have any formations that make me even remotely excited. Still, something has to change. We could do worse than this: Carr, Rolfe Guerrero, Armas, Mapp, Bedrossian Segares, Curtin, CJ, Robinson Pickens Sadly, I fear we'll see this abortion because we've learned over the years that Dave is apparently not capable of changing the blatantly ineffective: Barrett Segares, Mapp, Rolfe Armas, Pause CJ, Curtin, Robinson Pickens
Yeah, Dallas beating Chicago doesn't happen all that often, apparently. What were we thinking? That is one of the things I love about this rivalry - no matter how many times you get punked by Dallas, you still think you're destined to win. Reminds me of Mexico and 2-0. I mean, hey, you guys are coming of a hell of a loss that ought to motivate the team a bit, so even if you don't care that Dallas has won every game between Dallas and Chicago but what, two, since 2001, they ought to at least try to win on Thursday. And your team does have talent. So a Chicago win is possible. But this superiority complex is just laughable.
Winning trophies tends to give people a sense of superiority. Perhaps you would know that feeling if there was anything in your trophy case besides one lonely 1997 Open Cup and 11 years of gathered dust.
I think thats what Dallas tells the MLS schedule makers year after year, but what can they do? Losing to Dallas what Chicago does best.
Get some fans with a little more creativity. Three turnaround jokes? Why just break out some Pee Wee Herman classics and be done with it. I can't pick on the short bus crowd anymore. It just isn't fair.
You're right....no one in Dallas could possibly come up with the gems you have...you know those 'zingers' that basically translate to "Uhh...that wasn't really funny, so you suck....hee hee".