Galaxy vs. Smurfs - Friday, March 12 [R]

Aren't you the big cheese?

Take the 210, to the 5 north, then jump on the 126 west just past magic mountain, that'll take you to the 101 in Ventura, then head 101 north to Los Carneros, then head south to El Colegio, make a right and head straight to the stadium.

You'll be there faster then you can say "$2.29 a gallon!"

 

Mr. & Mrs. Cadaver will be going. Look for the soccerball heads.

 

Soon as I finish this gorgeous bottle of Patron Anejo I'm calling the Authorities.

 

Mr & Mrs Cadaver? Wait... you folks from Westwood?

 

nice touch on the use of colors for them Smurfs

 

In related news:

Titan Boys Unveil Giant White Flag

"We surrender" says Titan leader Ibleedpuke. With 25 minutes left in the game, the gallant Titan Boys, seeing their heros being dominated by Los Angeles once again, leave the stadium in disgrace. "We couldn't take it any longer" Iblledpuke explained. "We really didn't want the LA fans to see us crying again."

Titan Boy Badsport added, "We realized that we had devoted our time and emotions to supporting a bunch of two-bit losers. And the tickets were $12! I could have used that money to buy those nice puce chintz kitchen curtains I've had my eye on!"

"Here LA was already dominating our guys, and then they bring in a world-class midfielder as a late game substitute. I mean, what did you expect us to do? Stay around and watch the carnage? Get real."

As the Quake players were leaving the field, one was heard to mutter "What happened to our fans??? This never happened when I platyed for LA."

 

Check out this photo for proof!
http://www.sjearthquakes.com/the_team/index.htm

I wouldn't go that far. They're a solid team that is stacked up top. Prolly the deepest at forward/o-mid in the league.

Nice pre-season W for the G's. The Kraut hooking up Ruiz is most encouraging. Torres tearing it up: goosebumps. Beating a vile rival: priceless.

 

Glad to see that even if it is a preseason game. Reports I've read over at LARS say that Herzog had a nice assist to Ruiz and Grabavoy & Ngwenya continue to impress.

 

Just for clarification:
I am not the leader.

And yeah, I was pissed that the the other 60% of us left. They were all going down to Mexico for the weekend and wanted to get there before 2 AM. I stayed. It was pretty pathetic though I agree.

 

Without Richard Mulrooney, Quacks looked vulnerable defensively. Mulrooney may be more important to them than Landon Abs Donovan.

 

Sorry about that. And congrats on hanging in there. The other guys should hand in their "ultra" membership cards - they are just pretenders.

 

I agree about Herzog. I hope to see the Herzog/Ruiz combo hooking up a lot during the season.

Grabavoy had some crappy corner kicks, but other then that he was alright. Ngwenya missed on a one on one with Onstad. He tried to chip Onstad and it floated wide right, when we were down 1-0. Not a good way to impress, but he is fast, and I liked his ball handling skills, and he's not afraid to take people on.

One thing that I saw in this game that I really hadn't seen for a while is that it seems like we made some adjustments during half time, our guys seemed to be moving better off the ball and creating chances, and it payed off. We could have won 4-1.

I heard from one of the Galaxy supporters who spoke with one of the SJ players that Sigi was really p!ssed during half time. How he knows? I don't know, maybe he heard him yelling in the locker rooms...

Sadly, the bacon wrapped hot dog hasn't made it up to Santa Barbara yet.

 

FYP. I expect most Quake fans will tell you the same. We have other forwards than LD, but central midfield depth for us is shallow.

 

well it's still only a pre-season so it doesn't mean f-all, but boy do i love beating the smurfs, i don't care if it's a game of galaga, dwarf tossing or tense game of clue.

oh yeah. i think more than mulroone and more than donovan the person that the smurfs will miss most this year is frankie yallop.

 

I like the Galaxys new additions. I think they will be a fun team to watch.

 

60% of 5 is 3. You can say 3 of you left, leaving 2. Don't say 60% to make your group sound big. Oh, were you counting banners? cuz you had like 10 of those. was the assignment for each guy to bring 2?

so 5people+10banners = 15.

 

For the first 35 minutes of the game, everyone was crappy. Later on, his corners and free kicks looked good. Througout pre-season I've been impressed with his set pieces.

I was thinking and for the last 2 seasons, our first half has been crap. I think it has to do with our warmups for the game.

 

Did someone say 5-2???

 

5-2? Yesterday's news. What have you won lately? Stop living in the past, and just admit that your team was completely and utterly HUMILIATED!!!!!!11111oneoneone

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