Funny Political Analysis (images as well as text) IN HIS FIRST OFFICIAL ACT, GOV. SCHWARZENEGGER COMPLIMENTS CALIFORNIA’S ASS Proposes Groping Entire State of Nevada In his first official act since being elected Governor of the nation’s most populous state, actor Arnold Schwarzenegger last night told the state of California that it had what he called “a really nice ass.” As an audible gasp rippled through the hotel ballroom where Mr. Schwarzenegger spoke, the newly elected Governor continued, rhapsodizing about California’s “awesome ass” for another forty-two minutes. Some political observers were surprised to hear Mr. Schwarzenegger, who had been accused of sexual peccadilloes in recent days, to devote so much of his victory speech to complimenting California’s ass, which he called “sweet,” “firm” and “bodacious” at various points of his address. Privately, however, aides were relieved that their candidate used his time on national television to praise California’s ass rather than Hitler. Not funny to you? Allright, give it your best shot; make us all laugh...
It's funny, but Californian's got what they wanted. I don't know if I'm willing to label democracy a laughing stock yet.
What is funny is how all the groping stories in the LA times front page stopped once the election was over. Either they are afraid of losing more subscriptions or they are saving them for the next election.