I just heard this one... not a joke... a true story. My mother and I were heading out to dinner. We were in the elevator in her building, and an older couple got on. My mother knows the wife, and they spoke briefly. Because my mother is still using crutches (well, a crutch) from a fall this summer, the conversation drifted to Castro and his recent incident. They said that my mother looked like she was improving, and noted that Castro looked terrible after his fall. They're a Cuban couple. The woman said, "I'll tell you a funny story. I was watching tv when my husband was in the other room. I saw the news about Castro. I yelled to my husband, 'Julio, Castro has fallen!' He screamed 'HOORAY!!!' and came running into the room. I told him 'Ay, Julio... not from power... he has fallen.'" That cracked me up.