Funny Bush Joke

spejic · Oct 21, 2004

Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

-cman- · Oct 21, 2004

Funny!

Okay, I've got two:

Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn’t work anymore, supported us when we first screwed it in, and when these flip-floppers insist on saying that it is burned out, they are merely giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness.

--attributed to John Cleese by William Gibson. Yes, THAT William Gibson.
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Now, on the second one. Read it first and ask yourself if you think it is funny.

President Bush goes to an elementary school to talk about the war.

After his talk, he offers to answer questions. One little boy puts up his hand and the president asks him his name.

"I'm Billy, sir."

"And what's your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions, sir. Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Bush announces that they'll continue after recess.

When they return, Bush asks, "OK, where were we? Question time! Who has a question?"

Another little boy raises his hand. The president asks his name.

"I'm Steve, sir."

"And what's your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions, sir. Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Why did the recess bell go off twenty minutes early? And what the heck happened to Billy?"
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Now, ask yourself if it is funny or just batsh!t tragic that a classic Soviet Union joke reapplied to the US in 2004 is even remotely humorus.

Chicago1871 · Oct 21, 2004

-cman- said:

Now, ask yourself if it is funny or just batsh!t tragic that a classic Soviet Union joke reapplied to the US in 2004 is even remotely humorus.
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Yes and yes.

Yankee_Blue · Oct 21, 2004

-cman- said:

Funny!
Now, ask yourself if it is funny or just batsh!t tragic that a classic Soviet Union joke reapplied to the US in 2004 is even remotely humorus.
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Ummm... No and No,

Spartak · Oct 22, 2004

Chicago1871 said:

Yes and yes.
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What he said.

Revolt · Oct 22, 2004

Yes and Da!

Auriaprottu · Oct 22, 2004

Oui et oui!

96Squig · Oct 22, 2004

Si y si

mattie g · Oct 22, 2004

Tak i nie.

You can apply that joke to any leader and it'd be funny.