Fun with Babel Fish

Gentlemen, for your enjoyment, I present the Babel Fish translation of the Brazilian report on Edu's performance against Vigo. I think we can all see how important it is to get a win in the "Pantry of the Champions of the Europe"(????)

from Reuters:

"EDU MARKS TWO TIMES And ARMORY IS SUCCESSFUL OUTSIDE OF HOUSE"

by Frederico Battle

The Edu Brazilian continues being one of the decisive players most regular and of the Armory in season 2.004. In this tuesday (24 of February), the teams of the Brazilian defeated the Celta, in Vigo (ESP), for 3 the 2, in the first game of playoff - fourth-of-end of the Pantry of the Champions of the Europe.

E, acting one more time as titular, the former-corinthiano Edu did not disappoint the technician Arséne Wenger and the torcedores, marking two beauties gols and acting with firmness in the half-of-field. "To mark gols it is always good, already it had marked I try it that in it gave them the victory on the Chelsea for the English Championship, and now I obtain more two in the Pantry of the Champions. To win the Celta it are of house is an important result, that in will give the chance to them to play calmer in house, beyond leaving me sufficiently happy ", comments the Brazilian, who follows working to have a possibility in the Brazilian Election.

The first goal of the Armory was marked by Edu, to the 18 minutes, but the Celta arrived at ties up to it, to the 27 minutes, with also the Brazilian Edu (Ex-São Pablo). In the complementary stage, the projection of the English team recolocou its teams in advantage with one golaço, in individual play, to the 13 minutes; but Ignácio, to the 19 minutes, left equal placar. The goal of the victory was marked by the Frenchman Saucers, after a table with the compatriot Thierry Henry, to the 34 minutes.

According to Edu, beyond the excellent victory, this result enters for the history of the Armory. "This was our first victory in the Pantry of the Champions, playing in Spanish territory. One is about an important mark, that enters for the history of the club ", commemorates.

The game in return of playoff - fourth-of-end of the Pantry of the Champions of the Europe will be disputed in day 10 of March (Wednesday), in London (ING). Pelo English Championship da 1 Division - 2.003/2.004, the teams of Edu defends the leadership invicta against the Charlton Athletic, no Saturday (28 of February), in its stadium


And I hope you are all as confused as I am now....but I will now refer to Pires as "Saucers" for awhile...