http://news.yahoo.com/tennessee-governor-signs-gateway-sexual-activity-bill-001703989.html "Tennessee teachers can no longer condone so-called "gateway sexual activity" such as touching genitals under a new law that critics say is too vague and could hamper discussion about safe sexual behavior. Governor Bill Haslam's office Friday confirmed that he had signed the bill, which stirred up controversy nationwide and even was lampooned by comedian Stephen Colbert. "Kissing and hugging are the last stop before reaching Groin Central Station, so it's important to ban all the things that lead to the things that lead to sex," he said on the "Colbert Report" television show." Good to know Tennessee's politicians wasted no time beating around the bush. No, wait, don't arrest me! That's a figure of speech!
Groin Central Station...that is awesome...especially at Rush Hour when everyone is lining up to get into it...endless waves of people ramming themselves into the area...some fast, some slow...but never ending...they just keep coming and coming and coming, until it is over and then it slows to a trickle