Freddy Adu!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'USA Men' started by Bill Archer, Jun 3, 2003.

  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Omigod!!!

    I just noticed it has been over SIX MINUTES since someone started a thread about Freddy Adu.

    Please pick a topic:

    1) Freddy was on AN ACTUAL TV SHOW!!!!!!

    2) Is Freddy the next Pele, or the next Maradona?

    3) Will Freddy win the Golden Boot at the 2006 WC?

    4) Why isn't Freddy the COACH of the US team?

    5) Is Freddy on Lebron James' speed dial? Phil Knights'?

    Thanks for helping me prevent the dreaded FULL TEN MINUTES WITHOUT FREDDY ADU CHAT syndrome, which creates a black hole where the BS servers usually sit.
     
  2. Roehl Sybing

    Roehl Sybing Guest

    It's official: someone needs to start a cult.
     
  3. RoverMax

    RoverMax Member

    May 4, 2003
    NYC
    Club:
    Blackburn Rovers FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So many great topics, but we don't need to discuss if Freddy will win the Golden Boot at the 2006 World Cup, we have to discuss what his acceptance speech will be after he wins the Golden Boot. ;) :rolleyes:
     
  4. ZenCarver

    ZenCarver New Member

    May 26, 2003
    Richardson, TX
    i'll spring for the altar and the kool-aid!
     
  5. Beech

    Beech Member

    Jul 26, 2001
    Kansas City
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Agreed,
    I was going through withdrawls.
    Thank You Bill Archer,
    Thank You.

    Now with this post I'll make sure thousands of other BS posters won't have to have withdrawls either as it will refresh on the homepage BS Live and the top of the USA Men Forum for all to relive and enjoy... until another SIX MINUTES has passed....

    It's just like that AOL/Intel/Microsoft stupid f'ing chain letter that people still haven't gotten the clue that a check will still never be mailed to you for a reason. Except with Adu there actually is a secret BS test going on where every month the BS Poster that responds to/starts the most Freddy Adu threads will actually get a check from Huss for keeping the hit count up on the page for the advertisers. No it's true, just ask Segroves when he got his check for the most posts back in the McBride test of 2002.
     
  6. usagoal

    usagoal Member

    Oct 19, 2000
    Las Vegas
  7. Roehl Sybing

    Roehl Sybing Guest

    An Adu chain letter! That's what we need!!
     
  8. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    jeez, I just got this email!!!!!

    Greetings,

    My name is Freddy Adu, and I was, until recently, the Minister of graft, Theft and Peanut Oil for the Republic of Inner Slobovia.

    Some freinds and I were able to steal over TWENTY SEVEN BAJILLION DOLLARS from someplace or other, but were not smart enough to figure out that 14 boxcars of suitcases filled with small denomination previously circulated US currency would attaract attention.

    Fortunately, the Easter bunny told me you were a swell guy, so we've decided to send EVERY STINKING DOLLAR directly to you, whoever you are.

    So send me your bank account, checking account, 401k and Visa numbers and we'll do the reast.

    Yours in soccer,

    Freddy


    What do you guys think? Should I trust him? I mean, twenty seven bajillion would sure come in handy right about now.
     
  9. Beech

    Beech Member

    Jul 26, 2001
    Kansas City
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think you should forward it on just to see if that phone is going to ring immeditately afterwards and it is your long lost father who has redeclared his love and fortune to your family.... It works... really I swear...
     
  10. stevewhit0

    stevewhit0 New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Champaign, IL
    I think its about time we all order our USA jersey with ADU on them!!!!!!! What number will he wear for the MNT? He wears #11 right now i think and before that he had #19. The home video clip of him was sick.
     
  11. Roehl Sybing

    Roehl Sybing Guest

    A seven minute gap between posts.

    Guys, we are losing our touch.
     
  12. Wolves_67

    Wolves_67 Member

    Oct 27, 2002
    Pasadena, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In the future one can always click this in an emergency situation;
    http://www.freddyadu.com/

    There's only 3 Freddy threads on BS Live at the moment. I guess he's a thing of the past soon.
     
  13. usagoal

    usagoal Member

    Oct 19, 2000
    Las Vegas
    Yeah, Mark Walker is in now.

    http://markwalker.reebok.com
     
  14. monop_poly

    monop_poly Member

    May 17, 2002
    Chicago
    Your topic list missed my personal fav:

    6. Freddy v. Ditka and all derivations thereof. Discuss.
     
  15. Beech

    Beech Member

    Jul 26, 2001
    Kansas City
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Are we talk mini-Ditkas or the full size?
    If full size are we talking 80's Ditka or Millennium Ditka?
     
  16. jri

    jri Red Card

    Sep 28, 2000
    boca
    I love Freddy ('s game)....I really do....he is a stud, and will be a great player.....seeing him play live (I did) was a quasi-religious experience.....In fact, I believe he'll make the 2006 squad...

    Just saw ESPN segment on him this morn.....after seeing him speak, I have to admit I doubt seriously he is 14 (just turned). I am not trying to stir up controversy....I was not looking to test the age question when I watched the segment- I was just checking out his moves (disecting). I was very excited to see the clips....but as soon as he opened his mouth, everything screamed to me that he was 2-3 years older..... I've never seen a kid that "mature" (mannerism, composure, speaking....) at that age. I would love to be wrong. Again, I made the judgement totally on his "presence", and not his ability..

    Interestly, the "is he or isn't he" story may be great drama/publicity for the future for the sport....
     
  17. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS POST!!!!!

    Bruce Arena threw it away, and the next day Clint Mathis showed up weighing 320 pounds!

    Ray Hudson refused to even read it, and the District of Columbis was declared a "dry" town.

    Carlos Ruiz said "manana for you" to this post, and ended up playing for a team that NEVER WON ANOTHER MATCH!

    But if you say fourteen "Hail Freddies" and forward a link to this post to ten people who used to think you were a friend before you started sending links to Freddy threads, good things will begin to happen:

    The airlines will lose the Mexican National teams' luggage, and have to play the USMNT wearing little pink tutus.

    Phil Anschutz will adopt you and hand over Don Garbers' leash as a birthday present.

    ESPN will rename itself "The Freddy Network" and show 24 hour a day MLS, EPL and Serie A.

    I am serious. DO NOT IGNORE THIS WARNING.
     
  18. monop_poly

    monop_poly Member

    May 17, 2002
    Chicago
    You pick. I don't have time to set the ground rules. Actually, I do, but I won't. :D
     
  19. Wolves_67

    Wolves_67 Member

    Oct 27, 2002
    Pasadena, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Freddy Adu Network....FAN.. kinda works.
     
  20. jri

    jri Red Card

    Sep 28, 2000
    boca
    I predict a comeback for the old Shondrells (sp?) song....covered by Linda Ronstadt...(played as Freddy weaves thru defenses)

    "Adu run run run, Adu run run....."
     
  21. ttrevett

    ttrevett Member+

    Apr 2, 2002
    Atlanta, GA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This has got to be the thread of the year. You people are f'ing hilarious. My wife actually laughed at these posts and she hates everything that has anything to do with soccer.

    Keep it up!
     
  22. branko97

    branko97 Member

    May 30, 2001
    New York City
    Saw him play Jamaica and my heart stood still
    Adu run run run, Adu run run
    Will he make the World Cup? Yes I know he will
    Adu run run run, Adu run run...
     
  23. dred

    dred Member+

    Nov 7, 2000
    Land of Champions
    Do not mock the Freddyeen!

    Support Freddy or be shot in the back!

    Even now, Freddy's enemies are committing suicide at the gates of Baghdad!
     
  24. AvidSinger

    AvidSinger New Member

    Sep 6, 2002
    Massachusetts
    Meh....

    At this point I'd have to say even Pele couldn't have lived up to the hype around Adu.
     
  25. jri

    jri Red Card

    Sep 28, 2000
    boca
    branko- NICE JOB! A stressful day left me unable to put two rhyming words together, but you did the verse(s) proud...

    Now if we could only get it going during games...
     

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