I ran the article through Bablefish (on the advice of Timoteo) and it actually made more sense. Freddie wants to do "the freak" at a party in Westwood, he just loves those cuddly bruins.
"Adu publicly demanded more playing time..." I don't think that's accurate. But the Times is still on watch for predicting that United will get will get rid of Rimando, so I guess this is minor by comparison. Also, wish Ryan wouldn't make references to people blowing things up Freddy's rear--at least not until Freddy turns 16.