Franchino Arrested - On Leave From Revs

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  1. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'll happily participate in the jangling of keys from my seat (front and center on the 2nd level of the West stands).
    Except LaRussa passed out at a stop light for 15 minutes with his foot on the brake.
     
  2. Stogey23

    Stogey23 Member+

    Dec 12, 1998
    San Diego, CA
    Franchino had a half-eaten dead baby in the passenger seat. He wins.
     
  3. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I heard it was a half-eaten live baby jammed in between the back seats.
     

  4. He molested the baby too.
     
  5. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    First cockroaches, now babies?

    The horror.
     
  6. gofire2001

    gofire2001 New Member

    Apr 5, 2001
    Section 8 Chicago
    I heard it was multiple babies.
     
  7. Der Stich

    Der Stich Member+

    May 3, 2005
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    It was multiple babies. Further, I heard the authorities were tipped off to Franchino's whereabouts by none other than Chris Hansen of NBC's To Catch A Predator. Seems that they've been tracking him via internet chat rooms for months. Apparently Franchino used the screen name ChildMolestingRev76.
     
  8. TinManJoshua

    TinManJoshua Member

    Aug 16, 2006
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Portsmouth FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Now here's where I interject. It's one thing for Chris Hansen to be stopping normal, everyday creepsters, but what a professional athlete does with half-eaten babies is his own business, dammit. THAT line I draw at bunny rabbits. That's just not right.
     
  9. Gunners11

    Gunners11 Member

    Jul 22, 2003
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Couldn't have happened to a bigger douchebag.
     
  10. Kozy

    Kozy tHE pOPULAR fRONT

    Oct 13, 2004
    check.
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I just got here! What did I miss! :eek:




    Hold on, better read the article first. :cool:




    Joey was arrested for being drunk in a van with expired plates, while ******* a spider monkey.....wow! This is great media exposure...5 O'clock news, this is MLS. :eek:
     
  11. kebzach

    kebzach Member

    Dec 30, 2000
    Greenfield, WI
    This human being dug his own grave.
     
  12. kebzach

    kebzach Member

    Dec 30, 2000
    Greenfield, WI
    Yes, that is an important point to keep in mind.

    1. LaRussa was drunk and passed out on a road.

    2. St. Louis Cardinals, and their fans, will always be trashier than the Revs and their fans. They can't stand to have it any other way.
     
  13. Chowda

    Chowda Member

    Sep 13, 2004
    Rhode Island
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    You guys do realize that the person who started this thread added in the part about him being drunk, right?

    If the rumor of expired tags is true, it's very irresponsible for a family man. However, it's not in the same league when it comes to drunk driving, which is a good way to kill somebody.

    No one here knows exactly what happened yet, but starting a rumor like that before knowing the facts is pretty classless.
     
  14. gofire2001

    gofire2001 New Member

    Apr 5, 2001
    Section 8 Chicago
    I heard that Franchino is addicted to crack
     
  15. kebzach

    kebzach Member

    Dec 30, 2000
    Greenfield, WI
    Joey Franchino is pretty classless. The rumor fits him in that way.
     
  16. Like School in the summer
     

  17. Oh, I guess he just decided to take a nap in his rig in front of a hotel. Maybe the rohypnol didn't take effect until his tranny escort left the van.
     
  18. Mick7184

    Mick7184 New Member

    Jan 21, 2007
    Franklin, Mass
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, if he was asleep drunk in the car in a parking lot, it's not a DUI. If you are asleep drunk in your car on the road, in any manner, pulled over or in the road like LaRussa, it is a DUI. So if Franchino was asleep or passed out or whatever in his car in a parking lot like I think is what they are saying happened, it isnt a DUI. This is all Mass law, i dont know about other states, but if the story happened as is being told its not a DUI, its alot different than La Russa.
     
  19. SixKick

    SixKick Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 13, 2000
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    No, that was the underage hooker that was blowing him while he was drunk driving.
     
  20. Saeyddthe

    Saeyddthe Member

    Sep 5, 2003
    St. Looney ^the CB&J
    Joey Franchino's core clientele are transvestite half-eaten spider monkey babies...
    He didn't pull in his quota last week, and that's why they found him hiding from S. Shizzle mac Nichol outside a motel.
    He's away getting new forehead implants right now, but he'll be back on the corner when the bruises heal up.
     
  21. bing1985

    bing1985 Member

    Jun 14, 2004
    Near West ChiSuburbs
    Um - if we sign Blanco, do we have to close this thread and apologize?
     
  22. No, but we do have to send Franchino a gross of rubber dicks as a "get well, we're thinking of you present".
     
  23. partycentral

    partycentral Member

    Nov 10, 2003
    Naperville
    From what I heard, Larussa was passed out at a stop light, with the car in gear, in traffic. That's a far cry from a parking lot. Although the laws from state to state are different. In Illinois, I think if you're intoxicated and in the driver's seat, that's considered DUI. Doesn't matter if the car is running or even if the keys are in it. But you can be anywhere else in the car, blow anything above a .08 and still not get a DUI. Maybe a public intoxication, but no DUI.

    And Francino is still a cockroach fu(ker.
     
  24. I PINCH!

    I PINCH! Member

    Apr 3, 2006
    Chicago IL
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah... real funny.. fcuking fool
     

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