I'll happily participate in the jangling of keys from my seat (front and center on the 2nd level of the West stands). Except LaRussa passed out at a stop light for 15 minutes with his foot on the brake.
It was multiple babies. Further, I heard the authorities were tipped off to Franchino's whereabouts by none other than Chris Hansen of NBC's To Catch A Predator. Seems that they've been tracking him via internet chat rooms for months. Apparently Franchino used the screen name ChildMolestingRev76.
Now here's where I interject. It's one thing for Chris Hansen to be stopping normal, everyday creepsters, but what a professional athlete does with half-eaten babies is his own business, dammit. THAT line I draw at bunny rabbits. That's just not right.
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I just got here! What did I miss! Hold on, better read the article first. Joey was arrested for being drunk in a van with expired plates, while ******* a spider monkey.....wow! This is great media exposure...5 O'clock news, this is MLS.
Yes, that is an important point to keep in mind. 1. LaRussa was drunk and passed out on a road. 2. St. Louis Cardinals, and their fans, will always be trashier than the Revs and their fans. They can't stand to have it any other way.
You guys do realize that the person who started this thread added in the part about him being drunk, right? If the rumor of expired tags is true, it's very irresponsible for a family man. However, it's not in the same league when it comes to drunk driving, which is a good way to kill somebody. No one here knows exactly what happened yet, but starting a rumor like that before knowing the facts is pretty classless.
Oh, I guess he just decided to take a nap in his rig in front of a hotel. Maybe the rohypnol didn't take effect until his tranny escort left the van.
Well, if he was asleep drunk in the car in a parking lot, it's not a DUI. If you are asleep drunk in your car on the road, in any manner, pulled over or in the road like LaRussa, it is a DUI. So if Franchino was asleep or passed out or whatever in his car in a parking lot like I think is what they are saying happened, it isnt a DUI. This is all Mass law, i dont know about other states, but if the story happened as is being told its not a DUI, its alot different than La Russa.
Joey Franchino's core clientele are transvestite half-eaten spider monkey babies... He didn't pull in his quota last week, and that's why they found him hiding from S. Shizzle mac Nichol outside a motel. He's away getting new forehead implants right now, but he'll be back on the corner when the bruises heal up.
No, but we do have to send Franchino a gross of rubber dicks as a "get well, we're thinking of you present".
From what I heard, Larussa was passed out at a stop light, with the car in gear, in traffic. That's a far cry from a parking lot. Although the laws from state to state are different. In Illinois, I think if you're intoxicated and in the driver's seat, that's considered DUI. Doesn't matter if the car is running or even if the keys are in it. But you can be anywhere else in the car, blow anything above a .08 and still not get a DUI. Maybe a public intoxication, but no DUI. And Francino is still a cockroach fu(ker.