Football media Funnies

Discussion in 'Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, & the former Soviet Repu' started by goliath74, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. goliath74

    goliath74 Member

    May 24, 2006
    Hollywood, FL, United States
    Club:
    FC Dynamo Kyiv
    Nat'l Team:
    Ukraine
    Man, the things you read in football media about EE football :)

    http://www.uefa.com/footballeurope/news/kind=2/newsid=795203.html

    It appears Shakhtar have recalled the entire Zorya Luhansk roster from loan.
     
  2. Dimuha

    Dimuha Member

    Oct 18, 2007
    northpole Chicago
    Club:
    CSKA Moskva
    Nat'l Team:
    Russia
    You should se how often they mistake CSKA for Loko and Spartak, and vice versa.
     
  3. Real Corona

    Real Corona Member+

    Jan 19, 2008
    Colorado
    Club:
    FC Metalist Kharkiv
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  4. Drake44444

    Drake44444 Member

    Jul 5, 2008
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  5. goliath74

    goliath74 Member

    May 24, 2006
    Hollywood, FL, United States
    Club:
    FC Dynamo Kyiv
    Nat'l Team:
    Ukraine
    What's wrong with Russian football...

    Thank God for Sport-Express...

    КУЛИО ПЕРЕЕЗЖАЕТ ИЗ КЛУЖА В КАЗАНЬ
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    По данным издания Pro Sport, румынский клуб получит 4 миллиона евро, хотя первоначально рассчитывал на 5 миллионов. "Переговоры о переходе Кулио завершены, - заявил президент ЧФР Юлиу Мурешан. - Ни сумму трансфера, ни клуб, в который он отправится, ни страну, куда переедет, назвать не могу. Это наши внутренние дела. Могу лишь сказать, что сумма намного меньше, чем та, что фигурирует в прессе. Сейчас кризис у всех". Кулио перешел в ЧФР летом 2007 года из чилийского "Депортес Ла Серена" за 600 тысяч евро.
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    Как вчера стало известно "СЭ", "Рубин" интересуется игроком обороны "Андерлехта" Йелле ван Дамме.
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    БЕЛЬГИЙСКИЙ ЗАЩИТНИК ПРИВЛЕК ВНИМАНИЕ ЧЕМПИОНОВ РОССИИ

    В свою очередь, 25-летний футболист, на счету которого 19 матчей за сборную Бельгии, заявил, что с интересом рассмотрел бы вариант в России: "Если мне предложат выгодные финансовые условия, почему бы и нет?" А генеральный менеджер "Андерлехта" Херман ван Холсбек дал корреспонденту "СЭ" такой комментарий: "Представители казанского клуба обращались ко мне по поводу ван Дамме, но официального предложения пока не поступало. Может быть, дело в том, что футболист получил повреждение и до конца марта выбыл из строя"
     
  6. goliath74

    goliath74 Member

    May 24, 2006
    Hollywood, FL, United States
    Club:
    FC Dynamo Kyiv
    Nat'l Team:
    Ukraine
    On the uefa.com site, in their photo gallery off the main page, the picture #14 includes Voronin being embraced by a Hertha Mascot.

    The caption states:

    "Andriy Voronin (L) and Herthinho, mascot of Berlin celebrate after beating Bayern Munich"

    Now, I realize that Andriy Voronin is no household name. But, please, I do not see how people may confuse any player with a large 7-foot-tall furry dog with small rounded ears and dual-color goatie.
     
  7. Real Corona

    Real Corona Member+

    Jan 19, 2008
    Colorado
    Club:
    FC Metalist Kharkiv
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was watching the game and found it hilarious that the big bear joined in the celebrations.

    And who knows, if Voronin keeps scoring every weekend, they might have to rename the mascot.
     
  8. goliath74

    goliath74 Member

    May 24, 2006
    Hollywood, FL, United States
    Club:
    FC Dynamo Kyiv
    Nat'l Team:
    Ukraine
    It was a bear? I thought it was a dog! No surprise they need directions!
     
  9. Real Corona

    Real Corona Member+

    Jan 19, 2008
    Colorado
    Club:
    FC Metalist Kharkiv
    Nat'l Team:
    United States


    Yeah, it's a bear. The symbol of Berlin is bear, ergo

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  10. FootyFan365

    FootyFan365 Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    Indy
    Club:
    FC Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk
    Nat'l Team:
    Ukraine
    LOL, yea, and all the coaches and players looked ok slapping high five's with it, here in the U.S. you might see a mascot give pats on the back but never the players high five them enthusiastically :D
     
  11. Drake44444

    Drake44444 Member

    Jul 5, 2008
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  12. goliath74

    goliath74 Member

    May 24, 2006
    Hollywood, FL, United States
    Club:
    FC Dynamo Kyiv
    Nat'l Team:
    Ukraine
  13. Drake44444

    Drake44444 Member

    Jul 5, 2008
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  14. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chelsea
    Ukraine
    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    ha ha, pathetic.
     
  15. Dimuha

    Dimuha Member

    Oct 18, 2007
    northpole Chicago
    Club:
    CSKA Moskva
    Nat'l Team:
    Russia
    I think it's kind of cool actually.

    Too bad no one outside of of CSKA and Russian fans would want to read about our club though. :(
     
  16. goliath74

    goliath74 Member

    May 24, 2006
    Hollywood, FL, United States
    Club:
    FC Dynamo Kyiv
    Nat'l Team:
    Ukraine

    But Wigan Athletic, on the other hand...
     
  17. Real Corona

    Real Corona Member+

    Jan 19, 2008
    Colorado
    Club:
    FC Metalist Kharkiv
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  18. sumthingspecial

    sumthingspecial New Member

    Jun 27, 2006
    Club:
    Zenit St Petersburg
    not media but still funny

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO2vjxw1IEY"]YouTube - The Worst Dive in Premier League 2009[/ame]

    if it gets taken down search pedersen dive (against arsenal)
     
  19. goliath74

    goliath74 Member

    May 24, 2006
    Hollywood, FL, United States
    Club:
    FC Dynamo Kyiv
    Nat'l Team:
    Ukraine
    Come on fella! At least use one of your feet to trip the other. At least then you have the "I was tripped" argument. Or, at the very minimum, "too many feets".
     
  20. goliath74

    goliath74 Member

    May 24, 2006
    Hollywood, FL, United States
    Club:
    FC Dynamo Kyiv
    Nat'l Team:
    Ukraine
  21. Dimuha

    Dimuha Member

    Oct 18, 2007
    northpole Chicago
    Club:
    CSKA Moskva
    Nat'l Team:
    Russia
    I wonder if Baros has a good scoring record in Turkey. Never rated the guy, anyone else here prefer not to watch players who play with their head down ?
     
  22. Drake44444

    Drake44444 Member

    Jul 5, 2008
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Messi is pretty good when his head is down. He sees 360 degrees and never looks up.
     
  23. Dimuha

    Dimuha Member

    Oct 18, 2007
    northpole Chicago
    Club:
    CSKA Moskva
    Nat'l Team:
    Russia
    He has vision too though, and unlike Baros and El Hadj Diouf he's got skill.

    Well I'm biased maybe, to me Lionel's the best player in the world.
     

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